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  Mouldy old cornflake

  The slimy tail of a tinned sardine

  NOT IN THE BEARD:

  A smelly old shrimp

  Dollops of chocolate mousse

  Last month’s chicken nuggets

  Mango chutney

  Fried onions

  TRUE OR FALSE

  TRUE

  FALSE

  TRUE

  FALSE

  TRUE

  VILE ENDINGS

  The Enormous Crocodile

  Aunt Sponge and Aunt Spiker

  The nasty giants from The BFG

  Mr and Mrs Twit

  Miss Trunchbull

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