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  Joe: Well yeah, but wait for me. I’m still working.

  Dad: Buffy The Vampire Slayer doesn’t wait for nobody.

  Joe: Say Buffy The Vampire Slayer one more time.

  Dad: Buffy The Vampire Slayer one more time.

  Joe gave up and slid his phone away. A gust of wind came along and knocked their platform into the side of the building.

  Lucas closed his eyes and moaned like he was dying. Heights didn’t bother Joe any but they drove Superman insane. Joe had once seen him jump into a raging river to catch a bad guy without blinking an eye, so he was amused. The guy was so invincible it was fun to see any weakness from him.

  “Hey, Lucas,” Reyes said, also amused. “Look.”

  Lucas opened his eyes and Reyes jumped up and down a few times. The platform swayed.

  And Lucas gripped the railing with white knuckles and swore the air blue.

  “You kiss your mama with that mouth?” Max asked.

  “Shut it,” Archer said.

  And everyone shut it.

  But Lucas remained green.

  “Hey,” Max stage-whispered to Joe. “Heard you’re with the woodworker chick.”

  Reyes snorted and when everyone looked at him he shrugged. “He said ‘woodworker.’”

  Joe rolled his eyes. “How old are you, twelve?”

  “What?” he asked innocently. “She works on wood. That’s all I meant. You’re the one who took it there, man. She working on your wood, Joe?”

  “Reyes is about to go flying without a parachute,” Joe said to Archer. “You good with that?”

  “Yes,” Archer said.

  “Hey,” Reyes said but backed very carefully out of Joe’s reach, putting his hands up in surrender. “Just saying. You two are looking pretty cozy.”

  “Your point?” Joe asked coolly.

  Reyes laughed. “You should lock her down soon as possible, man. Any woman who can put up with your bad attitude is worth keeping. Plus, she’s smoking hot.”

  “It’s supposed to be about more than just her body,” Max said. “Rory says it’s about personality.”

  “True,” Reyes said. “They have like ten of those, so you can always just choose one.”

  “Our perp’s entering the building so look alive,” Archer said. “If you boys are ready to shut the fuck up and work, that is.”

  Five minutes later, their guy walked into his office talking on the phone, where he implicated himself all over the place. He never even gave the “window washers” a second look and they got the whole conversation recorded.

  “That’s all we need,” Archer said. “We’ve got enough for the DA to take the case forward. You’re all off for the night.”

  Joe knew he couldn’t go back to Kylie’s, not after pushing her away, so he instead he went and watched Buffy with his dad before checking out the last apprentice on their list. Phillip Wilde out of San Jose worked as a master carpenter, making furniture on the side. But as Joe suspected, it was yet another dead end. Phillip had quit a year ago and, according to a neighbor who came out in his bathrobe and was willing to chat, now lived in the Florida Keys, making beach chairs for tourists.

  He waited until the next day after work to tell Kylie. He was standing outside Reclaimed Woods in the courtyard when she exited. She looked surprised to see him and regret slashed through him.

  “What are you doing here?” she asked.

  “Wanted to talk to you.”

  “Thought that wasn’t our thing, talking.”

  Yeah, he deserved that.

  She sighed. “Never mind me. What’s wrong?”

  That she could read him so easily was no longer a surprise. Although he had no idea how she could when no one else ever seemed able to, but he was getting tired of worrying about that. “The list of apprentices is a dead end,” he said. “We need to talk about a new angle.”

  “But we still have one more to check on,” she said. “Phillip, out in San Jose.”

  “I checked into it. Phillip moved to Florida last year.”

  She crossed her arms. “So now you’ve cut me out of the investigation as neatly as you cut me out of your life? We had a deal, Joe.”

  “I didn’t cut you out of anything. I was trying to save us some time.”

  “Okay,” she said, smile gone and maybe steam coming out of her ears. “Well, let me save you some more of your precious time. I’m going in another direction on this investigation. You’re fired.”

  He caught her before she could walk away. “Oh no,” he said. “It’s not going to be that easy. You’re stuck with me.”

  “I gave you the mirror for Molly. We’re square.” Yanking free, she started walking across the courtyard, her eyes on her phone.

  “Hell no we’re not square,” he said, following her. “We’re not done here until you’re safe.”

  She snorted.

  “What does that mean?” he asked.

  Instead of answering, she slid into a waiting Uber.

  He barely got in with her before she could slam the door on his nose. Since she was doing the whole not speaking to him thing, and since he wasn’t interested in fighting with her with an audience, the ride was silent until they were dropped off in Soma.

  “What are we doing here?” he asked as she took off walking. “Kylie,” he said warningly when they ended up on a narrow backstreet that was really more of an alleyway.

  “Shh.” She slipped into a gated yard and vanished.

  Shit. He followed to find her climbing a rickety old fire escape. He had a few choices. He could argue with her. He could pull her off the fire escape. Or he could do the crazy thing and join her.

  He joined her.

  Since his climbing skills were far superior to hers, he caught up with her and helped her up onto the next level. The small apartment building was three floors. Looked like four units on each floor. Kylie stopped when they were closest to the third floor far right unit, which revealed a kitchen.

  “My mom’s place,” she whispered and looked at her watch. “She’ll be home from work right about . . .”

  A woman walked into the kitchen.

  “Now,” Kylie whispered.

  “Why didn’t you just wait for her out front?”

  “Because the last few times she and I talked, I couldn’t shake the feeling that she’s keeping something from me. At first I thought she just needed more money, but now I’m not sure. I’m worried about her but I can’t just come right out and ask her anything. She’s cagey.”

  “You give her money?”

  “Shh.”

  Fine. She didn’t want to talk about it. He got that. He concentrated on the scene at hand. The woman in the kitchen had Kylie’s long hair, but unlike Kylie, who mostly pulled hers up, her mom’s hair was styled to within an inch of its life. She wore artful makeup that Tina from the coffee shop would admire and that, combined with a very tight dress and knee-high boots, had Joe confused. She didn’t look old enough to be Kylie’s mom. But a more careful look told him the makeup and clothing had fooled him.

  She tossed her purse onto the kitchen counter and whirled to face the younger man who’d come in behind her. Smiling, she hopped up on the kitchen table and beckoned the guy with a crook of her finger. Then she had the man standing between her legs and they were apparently trying to eat each other’s faces off.

  Kylie grimaced. “That’s a new one.”

  “What, her having a man in her kitchen?”

  “No,” she said. “That’s common. But the actual man is new. He’s not her boyfriend. Which is clearly what she didn’t want me to know.”

  “Why not?”

  “Because she goes through men like other women go through shoes. And she knows it irritates me because she throws the good ones away.”

  Kylie’s mom pulled back from the kiss and turned to the window.

  Both Kylie and Joe shrank out of view as she opened the glass all the way, inadvertently helping Joe’s and Kylie’s cause, because now they