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  “Mr. Menzies, I should now like to return to your version of what happened on the night Miss Moorland was killed.”

  “Yes,” sighed Menzies in a tired voice.

  “When you visit a client to discuss one of your policies, how long would you say such a consultation usually lasts?”

  “Usually half an hour, an hour at the most,” said Menzies.

  “And how long did the consultation with Miss Moorland take?”

  “A good hour,” said Menzies.

  “And you left her, if I remember your evidence correctly, a little after six o’clock.”

  “That is correct.”

  “And what time was your appointment?”

  “At five o’clock, as was shown clearly in my desk diary,” said Menzies.

  “Well, Mr. Menzies, if you arrived at about five to keep your appointment with Miss Moorland and left a little after six, how did you manage to get a parking fine?”

  “I didn’t have any small change for the meter at the time,” said Menzies confidently. “As I was already a couple of minutes late, I just risked it.”

  “You just risked it,” repeated Sir Humphrey slowly. “You are obviously a man who takes risks, Mr. Menzies. I wonder if you would be good enough to look at the parking ticket in question.”

  The clerk handed it up to Menzies.

  “Would you read out to the court the hour and minute that the traffic warden has written in the little boxes to show when the offense occurred.”

  Once again Menzies took a long time to reply.

  “Four-sixteen to four-thirty,” he said eventually.

  “I didn’t hear that,” said the judge.

  “Would you be kind enough to repeat what you said for the judge?” Sir Humphrey asked.

  Menzies repeated the damning figures.

  “So now we have established that you were in fact with Miss Moorland some time before four-sixteen, and not, as I suggest you later wrote in your diary, five o’clock. That was just another lie, wasn’t it?”

  “No,” said Menzies. “I must have arrived a little earlier than I realized.”

  “At least an hour earlier, it seems. And I also suggest to you that you arrived at that early hour because your interest in Carla Moorland was not simply professional?”

  “That’s not true.”

  “Then it wasn’t your intention that she should become your mistress?”

  Menzies hesitated long enough for Sir Humphrey to answer his own question. “Because the business part of your meeting finished in the usual half hour, did it not, Mr. Menzies?” He waited for a response but still none was forthcoming.

  “What is your blood group, Mr. Menzies?”

  “I have no idea.”

  Sir Humphrey changed tack without warning: “Have you heard of DNA, by any chance?”

  “No,” came back the puzzled reply.

  “Deoxyribonucleic acid testing is a technique that shows genetic information unique to every individual. Blood or semen samples can be matched. Semen, Mr. Menzies, is as unique as any fingerprint. With such a sample we would know immediately if you raped Miss Moorland.”

  “I didn’t rape her,” Menzies said indignantly.

  “Nevertheless, sexual intercourse did take place, didn’t it?” said Sir Humphrey quietly.

  Menzies remained silent.

  “Shall I recall the Home Office pathologist and ask him to carry out a DNA test?”

  Menzies still made no reply.

  “And check your blood group?” Sir Humphrey paused. “I will ask you once again, Mr. Menzies. Did sexual intercourse between you and the murdered woman take place that Thursday afternoon?”

  “Yes, sir,” said Menzies in a whisper.

  “Yes, sir,” repeated Sir Humphrey so that the whole court could hear it.

  “But it wasn’t rape,” Menzies shouted back at Sir Humphrey.

  “Wasn’t it?” said Sir Humphrey.

  “And I swear I didn’t kill her.”

  I must have been the only person in that courtroom who knew he was telling the truth. All Sir Humphrey said was, “No more questions, My Lord.”

  Mr. Scott tried manfully to resurrect his client’s credibility during reexamination, but the fact that Menzies had been caught lying about his relationship with Carla made everything he had said previously appear doubtful.

  If only Menzies had told the truth about being Carla’s lover, his story might well have been accepted. I wondered why he had gone through the charade—in order to protect his wife? Whatever the motive, it had only ended by making him appear guilty of a crime he hadn’t committed.

  I went home that night and ate the largest meal I had had for several days.

  The following morning Mr. Scott called two more witnesses. The first turned out to be the vicar of St. Peter’s, Sutton, who was there as a character witness to prove what a pillar of the community Menzies was. After Sir Humphrey had finished his cross-examination the vicar ended up looking like a rather kind, unworldly old man, whose knowledge of Menzies was based on the latter’s occasional attendance at Sunday matins.

  The second was Menzies’s superior at the company they worked for in the City. He was a far more impressive figure, but he was unable to confirm that Miss Moorland had ever been a client of the company.

  Mr. Scott put up no more witnesses and informed Mr. Justice Buchanan that he had completed the case for the defense. The judge nodded and, turning to Sir Humphrey, told him he would not be required to begin his final address until the following morning.

  That heralded the signal for the court to adjourn.

  Another long evening and an even longer night had to be endured by Menzies and myself. As on every other day during the trial, I made sure I was in my place the next morning before the judge entered.

  Sir Humphrey’s closing speech was masterful. Every little untruth was logged, so that one began to accept that very little of Menzies’s testimony could be relied on.

  “We will never know for certain,” said Sir Humphrey, “for what reason poor young Carla Moorland was murdered. Refusal to succumb to Menzies’s advances? A fit of temper that ended with a blow that caused her to fall and later die alone? But there are, however, some things, members of the jury, of which we can be quite certain.

  “We can be certain that Menzies was with the murdered woman that day before the hour of four-sixteen because of the evidence of the damning parking ticket.

  “We can be certain that he left a little after six because we have a witness who saw him drive away, and he does not himself deny this evidence.

  “And we can be certain that he wrote a false entry in his diary to make you believe he had a business appointment with the murdered woman at five, rather than a personal assignation some time before.

  “And we can now be certain that he lied about having sexual intercourse with Miss Moorland a short time before she was killed, though we cannot be certain if intercourse took place before or after her jaw had been broken.” Sir Humphrey’s eyes rested on the jury before he continued.

  “We can, finally, establish, beyond reasonable doubt, from the pathologist’s report, the time of death and that, therefore, Menzies was the last person who could possibly have seen Carla Moorland alive.

  “Therefore no one else could have killed Carla Moorland—for do not forget Inspector Simmons’s evidence—and if you accept that, you can be in no doubt that only Menzies could have been responsible for her death. And how damning you must have found it that he tried to hide the existence of a first wife who had left him on the grounds of his cruelty, and the four mistresses who left him we know not why or how. Only one less than Bluebeard,” Sir Humphrey added with feeling.

  “For the sake of every young girl who lives on her own in our capital, you must carry out your duty, however painful that duty might be. And find Menzies guilty of murder.”

  When Sir Humphrey sat down I wanted to applaud.

  The judge sent us away for another break. Voice