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  It was certainly a hallucination this time. I was looking into the past, I really ought to go to bed immediately. But I was still rooted to the door post when the Labrador bounded up the steps, made an attempt, aborted by the soup can, to lick my face and contented himself with cocking a convivial leg against the bottom step.

  I stared into Mrs Westby’s radiant face. ‘What . . . what . . . ?’

  With her sparkling eyes and wide smile she looked more attractive than ever. ‘Look, Mr Herriot, look! He’s better, he’s better!’

  In an instant I was wide awake. ‘And I . . . I suppose you’ll want me to get that can off him?’

  ‘Oh yes, yes, please!’

  It took all my strength to lift him on to the table. He was heavier now than before his illness. I reached for the familiar forceps and began to turn the jagged edges of the can outwards from the nose and mouth. Tomato soup must have been one of his favourites because he was really deeply embedded and it took some time before I was able to slide the can from his face.

  I fought off his slobbering attack. ‘He’s back in the dustbins, I see.’

  ‘Yes, he is, quite regularly. I’ve pulled several cans off him myself. And he goes sliding with the children, too.’ She smiled happily.

  Thoughtfully I took my stethoscope from the pocket of my white coat and listened to his lungs. They were wonderfully clear. A slight roughness here and there, but the old cacophony had gone.

  I leaned on the table and looked at the great dog with a mixture of thankfulness and incredulity. He was as before, boisterous and full of the joy of living. His tongue lolled in a happy grin and the sun glinted through the surgery window on his sleek golden coat.

  ‘But Mr Herriot,’ Mrs Westby’s eyes were wide, ‘how on earth has this happened? How has he got better?’

  ‘Vis medicatrix naturae,’ I replied in tones of deep respect.

  ‘I beg your pardon?’

  ‘The healing power of nature. Something no veterinary surgeon can compete with when it decides to act.’

  ‘I see. And you can never tell when this is going to happen?’

  ‘No.’

  For a few seconds we were silent as we stroked the dog’s head, ears and flanks.

  ‘Oh, by the way,’ I said, ‘has he shown any renewed interest in the blue jeans?’

  ‘Oh my word, yes! They’re in the washing-machine at this very moment. Absolutely covered in mud. Isn’t it marvellous!’

  Dogs like Brandy have always lightened my life. The ones who do funny things and make me laugh. He was a natural comedian and even his troubles with dustbins had their funny side, but his pneumonia did wipe the smile off my face for quite a long time. It is good to end my book with a story about a genuine doggy character like Brandy, and a story, too, with a happy ending. To this day I really don’t know why he got better, but it doesn’t matter.

  Note

  The stories in this collection first appeared as chapters 11, 13, 21 and 30 in If Only They Could Talk; chapters 12, 19, 27 and 29 in It Shouldn’t Happen To A Vet; chaptes 1, 7, 8 and 21 in Let Sleeping Vets Lie; chapters 2, 3, 4, 17, 18, 21, 22, 26, 27, 28, 34 and 35 in Vets in Harness; chapters 4, 5, 7, 13, 15, 17, 20, 21, 22, 23, 26 and 29 in Vets Might Fly; chapters 4, 5, 7, 9, 12, 13, 16, 17, 20 and 22 in Vet in a Spin; and chapters 2, 13, 15, 25, 27, 34 and 36 in The Lord God Made Them All.

  JAMES HERRIOT’S DOG STORIES

  James Herriot grew up in Glasgow and qualified as a veterinary surgeon at Glasgow Veterinary College. Shortly afterwards he took up a position as an assistant in a North Yorkshire practice where he remained, with the exception of his wartime service in the RAF.

  James Herriot’s interests extended beyond writing and veterinary work to music, and dog-walking in the Dales. He was married, with a son who is a veterinary surgeon and a daughter who is a doctor.

  James Herriot was a pseudonym. He died in 1995.

  Also by James Herriot in Pan Books

  If Only They Could Talk

  It Shouldn’t Happen To a Vet

  Let Sleeping Vets Lie

  Vet In Harness

  Vets Might Fly

  Vet In a Spin

  The Lord God Made Them All

  Every Living Thing

  and omnibus editions

  All Creatures Great and Small

  comprising If Only They Could Talk

  It Shouldn’t Happen To a Vet

  and three chapters from

  Let Sleeping Vets Lie

  All Things Bright And Beautiful

  comprising the majority of chapters from

  Let Sleeping Vets Lie

  Vet in Harness

  All Things Wise and Wonderful

  comprising Vets Might Fly and

  Vets In a Spin

  First published 1986 by Michael Joseph Ltd

  This edition published 1992 by Pan Books

  This electronic edition published 2012 by Pan Books

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  Copyright © James Herriot 1970, 1972, 1973, 1974, 1976, 1977, 1981

  This collection © James Herriot 1986

  Illustrations © Victor Ambrus 1986

  The right of James Herriot to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by him in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988.

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