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  Wes’s greatest triumph was undoubtedly the time he removed the grating from the coal cellar outside Skeldale House. It was on the left of the front steps and underneath it was a steep ramp down which the coalmen tipped their bags.

  I don’t know whether it was inspired intuition but he pinched the grating on the day of the Darrowby Gala. The festivities started with a parade through the town led by the Houlton Silver Band, and as I looked down from the windows of our bed-sitter I could see them all gathering in the street below.

  ‘Look, Helen,’ I said, ‘they must be starting the march from Trengate. Everybody I know seems to be down there.’

  Helen leaned over my shoulder and gazed at the long lines of boy scouts, girl guides, ex-servicemen, with half the population of the town packed on the pavements, watching. ‘Yes, it’s quite a sight, isn’t it? Let’s go down and see them move off.’

  We trotted down the long flights of stairs and I followed her out through the front door. And as I appeared in the entrance I was suddenly conscious that I was the centre of attention. The citizens on the pavements, waiting patiently for the parade to start, had something else to look at now. The little Brownies and Wolf Cubs waved at me from their ranks and there were nods and smiles from the people across the road and on all sides.

  I could divine their thoughts. ‘There’s t’young vitnery coming out of his house. Not long married, too. That’s his missus next to him.’

  A feeling of wellbeing rose in me. I don’t know whether other newly married men feel the same, but in those early days I was aware of a calm satisfaction and fulfilment. And I was proud to be the ‘vitnery’ and part of the life of the town. There was my plate on the wall beside me, a symbol of my solid importance. I was a man of substance now, I had arrived.

  Looking around me, I acknowledged the greeting with a few dignified little smiles, raising a gracious hand now and then rather like a royal personage on view. Then I noticed that Helen hadn’t much room by my side, so I stepped to the left to where the grating should have been and slid gracefully down into the cellar.

  It would be a dramatic touch to say I disappeared from view; in fact I wish I had, because I would have stayed down there and avoided further embarrassment. But as it was I travelled only so far down the ramp and stuck there with my head and shoulders protruding into the street.

  My little exhibition caused a sensation among the spectators. Nothing in the Gala parade could compete with this. One or two of the surrounding faces expressed alarm but loud laughter was the general response. The adults were almost holding each other up but the little Brownies and Wolf Cubs made my most appreciative audience, breaking their ranks and staggering about helplessly in the roadway while their leaders tried to restore order.

  I caused chaos, too, in the Houlton Silver Band, who were hoisting their instruments prior to marching off. If they had any ideas about bursting into tune they had to abandon them temporarily because I don’t think any of them had breath to blow.

  It was, in fact, two of the bandsmen who extricated me by linking their hands under my armpits. My wife was of no service at all in the crisis and I could only look up at her reproachfully as she leaned against the doorpost dabbing at her eyes.

  It all became clear to me when I reached street level. I was flicking the coal dust from my trousers and trying to look unconcerned when I saw Wesley Binks doubled up with mirth, pointing triumphantly at me and at the hole over the cellar. He was quite near, jostling among the spectators, and I had my first close look at the wild-eyed little goblin who had plagued me. I may have made an unconscious movement towards him because he gave me a last malevolent grin and disappeared into the crowd.

  Later I asked Helen about him. She could only tell me that Wesley’s father had left home when he was about six years old, that his mother had remarried and the boy now lived with her and his stepfather.

  Strangely, I had another opportunity to study him quite soon afterwards. It was about a week later and my feathers were still a little ruffled after the grating incident when I saw him sitting all alone in the waiting-room. Alone, that is, except for a skinny black dog in his lap.

  I could hardly believe it. I had often rehearsed the choice phrases which I would use on this very occasion but the sight of the animal restrained me; if he had come to consult me professionally I could hardly start pitching into him right away. Maybe later.

  I pulled on a white coat and went in.

  ‘Well, what can I do for you?’ I asked coldly.

  The boy stood up and his expression of mixed defiance and desperation showed that it had cost him something to enter this house.

  ‘Summat matter wi’ me dog,’ he muttered.

  ‘Right, bring him through.’ I led the way along the passage to the consulting room.

  ‘Put him on the table please,’ I said, and as he lifted the little animal I decided that I couldn’t let this opportunity pass. While I was carrying out my examination I would quite casually discuss recent events. Nothing nasty, no clever phrases, just a quiet probe into the situation. I was just about to say something like ‘What’s the idea of all those tricks you play on me?’ when I took my first look at the dog and everything else fled from my mind.

  He wasn’t much more than a big puppy and an out-and-out mongrel. His shiny black coat could have come from a Labrador and there was a suggestion of terrier in the pointed nose and pricked ears, but the long string-like tail and the knock-kneed fore limbs baffled me. For all that he was an attractive little creature with a sweetly expressive face.

  But the things that seized my whole attention were the yellow blobs of pus in the corners of the eyes, the mucopurulent discharge from the nostrils, and the photophobia which made the dog blink painfully at the light from the surgery window.

  Classical canine distemper is so easy to diagnose but there is never any satisfaction in doing so.

  ‘I didn’t know you had a dog,’ I said. ‘How long have you had him?’

  ‘A month. Feller got ’im from t’dog and cat home at Harrington and sold ’im to me.’

  ‘I see.’ I took the temperature and was not surprised to find it was 104°F.

  ‘How old is he?’

  ‘Nine months.’

  I nodded. Just about the worst age.

  I went ahead and asked all the usual questions but I knew the answers already.

  Yes, the dog had been slightly off colour for a week or two. No, he wasn’t really ill, but listless and coughing occasionally. And of course it was not until the eyes and nose began to discharge that the boy became worried and brought him to see me. That was when we usually saw these cases – when it was too late.

  Wesley imparted the information defensively, looking at me under lowered brows as though he expected me to clip his ear at any moment. But as I studied him any aggressive feelings I may have harboured evaporated quickly. The imp of hell appeared on closer examination to be a neglected child. His elbows stuck out through holes in a filthy jersey, his shorts were similarly ragged, but what appalled me most was the sour smell of his unwashed little body. I hadn’t thought there were children like this in Darrowby.

  When he had answered my questions he made an effort and blurted out one of his own.

  ‘What’s matter with ’im?’

  I hesitated a moment. ‘He’s got distemper, Wes.’

  ‘What’s that?’

  ‘Well, it’s a nasty infectious disease. He must have got it from another sick dog.’

  ‘Will ’e get better?’

  ‘I hope so. I’ll do the best I can for him.’ I couldn’t bring myself to tell a small boy of his age that his pet was probably going to die.

  I filled a syringe with a ‘mixed macterin’ which we used at that time against the secondary invaders of distemper. It never did much good and even now with all our anti­biotics we cannot greatly influence the final outcome. If you can catch a case in the early viral phase then a shot of hyperimmune serum is curative, but people rarely