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  “That’s what she said.”

  I finished my lunch in a dream, but by the end of it I had accepted the extraordinary fact Helen and Miss Tremayne were two sensible people—there couldn’t be any mistake. And yet … even as I drew up outside the old Manor House a feeling of unreality persisted.

  Elsie opened the door as usual. I looked at her for a moment.

  “What’s this I hear, Elsie?”

  She started a giggle which rapidly spread over her spherical frame.

  I put my hand on her shoulder. “Is it true?”

  The giggle developed into a mighty gale of laughter, and if she hadn’t been holding the handle I am sure she would have fallen over.

  “Aye, it’s right enough,” she gasped. “Ah’ve found a man at last and ah’m goin’ to get wed!” She leaned helplessly on the door.

  “Well, I’m pleased to hear it, Elsie. I hope you’ll be very happy.”

  She hadn’t the strength to speak but merely nodded as she lay against the door. Then she led me to the drawing room.

  “In ye go,” she chuckled. “Ah’ll bring ye some tea.”

  Miss Tremayne rose to greet me with parted lips and shining eyes. “Oh, Mr. Herriot, have you heard?”

  “Yes, but how …?”

  “It all started when I asked Mr. Daggett for some fresh eggs. He sent Ned on his bicycle with the eggs and it was like fate.”

  “Well, how wonderful.”

  “Yes, and I actually saw it happen. Ned walked in that door with his basket, Elsie was clearing the table here, and, Mr. Herriot.” She clasped her hands under her chin, smiled ecstatically and her eyes rolled upwards. “Oh, Mr. Herriot, it was love at first sight!”

  “Yes … yes, indeed. Marvellous!”

  “And ever since that day Ned has been calling round and now he comes every evening and sits with Elsie in the kitchen. Isn’t it romantic!”

  “It certainly is. And when did they decide to get married?”

  “Oh, he popped the question within a month, and I’m so happy for Elsie because Ned is such a dear little man, don’t you think so?”

  “Yes he is,” I said. “He’s a very nice chap.”

  Elsie simpered and tittered her way in with the tea then put her hand over her face and fled in confusion, and as Miss Tremayne began to pour I sank into one of the armchairs and lifted Wilberforce on to my lap.

  The big cat purred as I instilled a few drops of lotion into his ear. He had a chronic canker condition—not very bad but now and then it became painful and needed treatment. It was because Miss Tremayne didn’t like putting the lotion in that I was pressed into service.

  As I turned the ear over and gently massaged the oily liquid into the depths, Wilberforce groaned softly with pleasure and rubbed his cheek against my hand. He loved this anointing of the tender area beyond his reach and when I had finished he curled up on my knee.

  I leaned back and sipped my tea. At that moment, with my back and shoulders weary and my hands red and chapped with countless washings on the open hillsides this seemed to be veterinary practice at its best.

  Miss Tremayne continued. “We shall have a little reception after the wedding and then the happy couple will take up residence here.”

  “You mean, in this house?”

  “Yes, of course. There’s heaps of room in this big old place, and I have furnished two rooms for them on the east side. I’m sure they’ll be very comfortable. Oh, I’m so excited about it all!”

  She refilled my cup. “Before you go you must let Elsie show you where they are going to live.”

  On my way out the little woman took me through to the far end of the house.

  ‘This, hee-hee-hee,” she said, “is where we’ll sit of a night, and this, ha-ha-ho-ho, oh dear me, is our bedroom.” She staggered around for a bit, wiped her eyes and turned to me for my opinion.

  “It’s really lovely, Elsie,” I said.

  There were bright carpets, chairs with flowered covers and a fine mahogany-ended bed. It was nothing like the loft.

  And as I looked at Elsie I realised the things Ned would see in his bride. Laughter, warmth, vivacity, and—I had no doubt at all—beauty and glamour.

  I seemed to get round to most farms that lambing time and in due course I landed at Mr. Daggett’s. I delivered a fine pair of twins for him but it didn’t seem to cheer him at all. Lifting the towel from the grass he handed it to me.

  “Well, what did ah tell ye about Ned, eh? Got mixed up wi’ a woman just like ah said.” He sniffed disapprovingly. “All that rakin’ and chasin’ about—ah knew he’d get into mischief at t’finish.”

  I walked back over the sunlit fields to the farm and as I passed the byre door Ned came out pushing a wheelbarrow.

  “Good morning, Ned,” I said.

  He glanced up at me in his vague way. “How do, Mr. Herriot.”

  There was something different about him and it took me a few moments to discern what it was; his eyes had lost the expectant look which had been there for so long, and, after all, that was perfectly natural. Because it had happened at last for Ned.

  CHAPTER 47

  I HAD PLENTY OF time on my hands at Eastchurch, plenty of time to think, and like most servicemen I thought of home. Only my home wasn’t there any more.

  When I left Darrowby Helen had gone back to live with her father and the little rooms under the tiles of Skeldale House would be empty and dusty now. But they lived on in my mind, clear in every detail.

  I could see the ivy-fringed window looking over the tumble of roofs to the green hills, our few pieces of furniture, the bed and side table and the old wardrobe which only stayed shut with the aid of one of my socks jammed in the door. Strangely, it was that dangling woollen toe which gave me the sharpest stab as I remembered.

  And even though it was all gone I could hear the bedside radio playing, my wife’s voice from the other side of the fire and on that winter evening Tristan shouting up the stairs from the passage far below.

  “Jim! Jim!”

  I went out and stuck my head over the bannisters. “What is it, Triss?”

  “Sorry to bother you, Jim, but could you come down for a minute?” The upturned face had an anxious look.

  I went down the long flights of steps two at a time and when I arrived slightly breathless on the ground floor Tristan beckoned me through to the consulting room at the back of the house. A teenage girl was standing by the table, her hand resting on a stained roll of blanket.

  “It’s a cat,” Tristan said. He pulled back a fold of the blanket and I looked down at a large, deeply striped tabby. At least he would have been large if he had had any flesh on his bones, but ribs and pelvis stood out painfully through the fur and as I passed my hand over the motionless body I could feel only a thin covering of skin.

  Tristan cleared his throat. “There’s something else, Jim.”

  I looked at him curiously. For once he didn’t seem to have a joke in him. I watched as he gently lifted one of the cat’s hind legs and rolled the abdomen into view. There was a gash on the ventral surface through which a coiled cluster of intestines spilled grotesquely on to the cloth. I was still shocked and staring when the girl spoke.

  “I saw this cat sittin’ in the dark, down Brown’s yard. I thought ’e looked skinny, like, and a bit quiet and I bent down to give ’im a pat Then I saw ’e was badly hurt and I went home for a blanket and brought ’im round to you.”

  “That was kind of you,” I said. “Have you any idea who he belongs to?”

  The girl shook her head. “No, he looks like a stray to me.”

  “He does indeed.” I dragged my eyes away from the terrible wound. “You’re Marjorie Simpson, aren’t you?”

  “Yes.”

  “I know your Dad well. He’s our postman.”

  “That’s right” She gave a half smile then her lips trembled.

  “Well, I reckon I’d better leave ’im with you. You’ll be goin’ to put him out of his misery. Th