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  'Yes.'

  'How is he?'

  'He is fine. So is your wife.'

  'Good.' The father turned and walked with a curious little prancing stride over to the bed where his wife was lying. 'Well, Klara,' he said, smiling through his whiskers. 'How did it go?' He bent down to take a look at the baby. Then he bent lower. In a series of quick jerky movements, he bent lower and lower until his face was only about twelve inches from the baby's head. The wife lay sideways on the pillow, staring up at him with a kind of supplicating look.

  'He has the most marvellous pair of lungs,' the innkeeper's wife announced. 'You should have heard him screaming just after he came into this world.'

  'But my God, Klara...'

  'What is it, dear?'

  'This one is even smaller than Otto was!'

  The doctor took a couple of quick paces forward. 'There is nothing wrong with that child,' he said.

  Slowly, the husband straightened up and turned away from the bed and looked at the doctor. He seemed bewildered and stricken. 'It's no good lying, Doctor,' he said. 'I know what it means. It's going to be the same all over again.'

  'Now you listen to me,' the doctor said.

  'But do you know what happened to the others, Doctor?'

  'You must forget about the others, Herr Hitler. Give this one a chance.'

  'But so small and weak!'

  'My dear sir, he has only just been born.'

  'Even so...'

  'What are you trying to do?' cried the innkeeper's wife. 'Talk him into his grave?'

  'That's enough!' the doctor said sharply.

  The mother was weeping now. Great sobs were shaking her body.

  The doctor walked over to the husband and put a hand on his shoulder. 'Be good to her,' he whispered. 'Please. It is very important.' Then he squeezed the husband's shoulder hard and began pushing him forward surreptitiously to the edge of the bed. The husband hesitated. The doctor squeezed harder, signalling him urgently through fingers and thumb. At last, reluctantly, the husband bent down and kissed his wife lightly on the cheek.

  'All right, Klara,' he said. 'Now stop crying.'

  'I have prayed so hard that he will live, Alois.'

  'Yes.'

  'Every day for months I have gone to the church and begged on my knees that this one will be allowed to live.'

  'Yes, Klara, I know.'

  'Three dead children is all that I can stand, don't you realize that?'

  'Of course.'

  'He must live, Alois. He must, he must... Oh God, be merciful unto him now...'

  Edward the Conqueror

  Louisa, holding a dishcloth in her hand, stepped out of the kitchen door at the back of the house into the cool October sunshine.

  'Edward!' she called. 'Ed-ward! Lunch is ready!'

  She paused a moment, listening; then she strolled out on to the lawn and continued across it - a little shadow attending her - skirting the rose bed and touching the sundial lightly with one finger as she went by. She moved rather gracefully for a woman who was small and plump, with a lilt in her walk and a gentle swinging of the shoulders and the arms. She passed under the mulberry tree on to the brick path, then went all the way along the path until she came to the place where she could look down into the dip at the end of this large garden.

  'Edward! Lunch!'

  She could see him now, about eighty yards away, down in the dip on the edge of the wood - the tallish narrow figure in khaki slacks and dark-green sweater, working beside a big bonfire with a fork in his hands, pitching brambles on to the top of the fire. It was blazing fiercely, with orange flames and clouds of milky smoke, and the smoke was drifting back over the garden with a wonderful scent of autumn and burning leaves.

  Louisa went down the slope towards her husband. Had she wanted, she could easily have called again and made herself heard, but there was something about a first-class bonfire that impelled her towards it, right up close so she could feel the heat and listen to it burn.

  'Lunch,' she said, approaching.

  'Oh, hello. All right - yes. I'm coming.'

  'What a good fire.'

  'I've decided to clear this place right out,' her husband said. 'I'm sick and tired of all these brambles.' His long face was wet with perspiration. There were small beads of it clinging all over his moustache like dew, and two little rivers were running down his throat on to the turtleneck of the sweater.

  'You better be careful you don't overdo it, Edward.'

  'Louisa, I do wish you'd stop treating me as though I were eighty. A bit of exercise never did anyone any harm.'

  'Yes, dear, I know. Oh, Edward! Look! Look!'

  The man turned and looked at Louisa, who was pointing now to the far side of the bonfire.

  'Look, Edward! The cat!'

  Sitting on the ground, so close to the fire that the flames sometimes seemed actually to be touching it, was a large cat of a most unusual colour. It stayed quite still, with its head on one side and its nose in the air, watching the man and woman with a cool yellow eye.

  'It'll get burnt!' Louisa cried, and she dropped the dishcloth and darted swiftly in and grabbed it with both hands, whisking it away and putting it on the grass well clear of the flames.

  'You crazy cat,' she said, dusting off her hands. 'What's the matter with you?'

  'Cats know what they're doing,' the husband said. 'You'll never find a cat doing something it doesn't want. Not cats.'

  'Whose is it? You ever seen it before?'

  'No, I never have. Damn peculiar colour.'

  The cat had seated itself on the grass and was regarding them with a sidewise look. There was a veiled inward expression about the eyes, something curiously omniscient and pensive, and around the nose a most delicate air of contempt, as though the sight of these two middle-aged persons - the one small, plump, and rosy, the other lean and extremely sweaty - were a matter of some surprise but very little importance. For a cat, it certainly had an unusual colour - a pure silvery grey with no blue in it at all - and the hair was very long and silky.

  Louisa bent down and stroked its head. 'You must go home,' she said. 'Be a good cat now and go on home to where you belong.'

  The man and wife started to stroll back up the hill towards the house. The cat got up and followed, at a distance first, but edging closer and closer as they went along. Soon it was alongside them, then it was ahead, leading the way across the lawn to the house, walking as though it owned the whole place, holding its tail straight up in the air, like a mast.

  'Go home,' the man said. 'Go on home. We don't want you.'

  But when they reached the house, it came in with them, and Louisa gave it some milk in the kitchen. During lunch, it hopped up on to the spare chair between them and sat through the meal with its head just above the level of the table watching the proceedings with those dark-yellow eyes which kept moving slowly from the woman to the man and back again.

  'I don't like this cat,' Edward said.

  'Oh, I think it's a beautiful cat. I do hope it stays a little while.'

  'Now, listen to me, Louisa. The creature can't possibly stay here. It belongs to someone else. It's lost. And if it's still trying to hang around this afternoon, you'd better take it to the police. They'll see it gets home.'

  After lunch, Edward returned to his gardening. Louisa, as usual, went to the piano. She was a competent pianist and a genuine music-lover, and almost every afternoon she spent an hour or so playing for herself. The cat was now lying on the sofa, and she paused to stroke it as she went by. It opened its eyes, looked at her a moment, then closed them again and went back to sleep.

  'You're an awfully nice cat,' she said. 'And such a beautiful colour. I wish I could keep you.' Then her fingers, moving over the fur on the cat's head, came into contact with a small lump, a little growth just above the right eye.

  'Poor cat,' she said. 'You've got bumps on your beautiful face. You must be getting old.'

  She went over and sat down on the long p