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  The older woman next to him was teeny, her white hair in a tight bun on her head, her spectacles low on her nose, her smile mischievous. “Gotta keep him in line, you know. Nice to meet you.”

  Lanie knew from her research on the company that it’d been Leonardo and Adelina to start this winery back in the seventies, though they’d since handed over the day-to-day reins to their daughter, who Lanie now realized was her boss Cora. “Nice to meet you both,” she said.

  “Likewise. You’re going to give us a new updated look and make me look good,” he said. “Right?”

  “Right,” she said and hoped that was actually true.

  He smiled. “I like you. Now eat.”

  If she ate any of this stuff, she’d need a nap by mid-afternoon. But not wanting to insult anyone, she scooped as little as she felt she could get away with onto her plate and pushed it around with her fork, trying to resist temptation.

  “Uh oh,” Cora’s daughter said. “We have a diet-er.”

  “Stop it,” the woman next to Lanie said. “You’ll scare her away and end up right back on mom’s shit list.”

  Cora’s daughter, whose shirt read Live, Laugh, and Leave Me The Hell Alone, snorted. “We both know that I never get off the shit list. I just move up and down on it. Mom’s impossible to please.”

  “Don’t listen to her,” the other woman said to Lanie. “I’m Alyssa, by the way. And Grumpy-Ass over there is my baby sister, Mia.”

  Mia waved and reached for the bread basket. “I’m giving up on getting a bikini body so pass the butter, please. Grandma says the good lord put alcohol and carbs on this planet for a reason and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let him down.”

  Her grandma toasted her.

  “Mia and I work here at the winery,” Alyssa said and gently patted the cloth-wrapped little bundle swaddled to her chest. “This is Elsa, my youngest.”

  “Elsa, like the princess?” Lanie asked.

  “More like the queen,” Alyssa said with a smile, rubbing her infant’s tush. “She’s going to rule this roost someday.”

  “Who are you kidding?” Mia asked. “Mom’s going to hold the reins until she’s three hundred years old. That’s how long witches live, you know.”

  Lanie wasn’t sure how to react. After all, that witch was now her boss.

  “You’re scaring her off again,” Alyssa said and looked at Lanie. “We love mom madly, I promise. Mia’s just bitchy because she got dumped last night, was late for work this morning, and got read the riot act. She thinks life sucks.”

  “Yeah well, life does suck,” Mia said. “It sucks donkey balls. And this whole waking up every morning thing is getting a bit excessive. But Alyssa’s right. Don’t listen to me. Sarcasm. It’s how I hug.”

  Alyssa reached across the table and squeezed her sister’s hand in her own, her eyes soft. “Are you going to tell me what happened? I thought you liked this one.”

  Mia shrugged. “I was texting him and he was only responding occasionally with a ’K.’ I mean I have no idea what ‘K’ even means. Am I to assume he intended to type ‘ok’ but was stabbed and couldn’t expend the energy to type an extra whole letter?”

  Alyssa sucked her lips into her mouth in a clear attempt not to laugh. “Tell me you didn’t ask him that and then get broken up with by text.”

  “Well, dear know-it-all sister, that’s exactly what happened. And now I’ve got a new motto: Don’t waste your good boob years on a guy that doesn’t deserve them. Oh, and side note: No man does. Men suck.”

  Lanie let out a completely inadvertent snort of agreement and both women looked over at her.

  “Well, they do,” she said. “Suck.”

  “See, I knew I was going to like you.” Mia reached for a bottle of red and gestured with it in Lanie’s direction.

  She shook her head. “Water’s good, thanks.”

  Mia nodded. “I like water too. It solves a lot of problems. Wanna lose weight? Drink water. Tired of your man? Drown him.” She paused and cocked her head in thought. “In hindsight, I should’ve gone that route . . .”

  A man came out onto the patio, searched the tables and focused in on Alyssa. He came up behind her, cupped her face and tilted it up for his kiss. And he wasn’t shy about it either, smiling intimately into her eyes first. Running his hands down hers arms to cup around the baby, he pulled back an inch. “How are my girls?” he murmured.

  “Jeez, careful or she’ll suffocate,” Mia said.

  “Hmm.” The man kissed Alyssa again, longer this time before finally lifting his head. “What a way to go.” He turned to Lanie and smiled. “Welcome. I’m Owen Booker, the winemaker.”

  Alyssa, looking a little dazed, licked her lips. “And husband,” she added to his resume. “He’s my husband.” She beamed. “I somehow managed to land the best winemaker in the country.”

  Owen laughed softly and borrowed her fork to take a bite of her pasta. “I’ll see you at the afternoon meeting,” he said, bent and brushed a kiss on Elsa’s little head, and walked off.

  Alyssa watched him go. Specifically watched his ass, letting out a theatrical sigh.

  “Good God, give it a rest,” Mia griped. “And you’re drooling. Get yourself together, woman. Yesterday you wanted to kill him, remember?”

  “Well, he is still a man,” Alyssa said. “If I didn’t want to kill him at least once a day, he’s not doing his job right.”

  “Please God, tell me you’re almost done with the baby hormonal mood swings,” Mia said.

  “Hey, I’m hardly having any baby hormone related mood swings anymore.”

  Mia snorted and looked at Lanie. “FYI, whenever we’re in a situation where I happen to be the voice of reason, it’s probably an apocalypse sort of thing and you should save yourself.”

  “Whatever,” Alyssa said. “He’s hot and he’s mine, all mine.”

  “Yes,” Mia said. “We know. And he’s been yours since the second grade and you get to sleep with him later so . . .”

  Alyssa laughed. “I know. Isn’t it great? All you need is love.”

  “I’m pretty sure we also need water, food, shelter, vodka and Netflix.”

  “Well excuse me for being happy.” Alyssa looked at Lanie. “Are you married, Lanie?”

  “Not anymore.” She took a bite of the most amazing fettuccini alfredo she’d ever had and decided that maybe calories on Monday’s didn’t count.

  “Was he an asshole?” Mia asked, her eyes curious but warmly so.

  “Actually, he’s dead.”

  Alyssa gasped. “I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have asked—”

  “No,” Lanie said, kicking herself for spilling the beans like that. “It’s okay. It’s been six months.” Six months, one week and two days but hey, who was counting? She bypassed her water and reached for the wine after all. When in Rome . . .

  “That’s really not very long,” Alyssa said.

  “I’m really okay.” There was a reason for the quick recovery. Several, actually, not the least of which was the fact that after Kyle had passed away, some things had come to light. Things such as the husband she thought she’d known and loved had hidden an addiction from her.

  A wife addiction.

  So far two other women had come out of the woodworks claiming to also be married to Kyle. Not that she intended to share that humiliation. Not now or ever.

  You’re my moon and my stars, he’d always told her.

  Just one lie in a string of many . . .

  Cora came back around and Lanie nearly leapt up in relief. Work! Work was going to save her.

  “I see you’ve met some of my big, nosy, interfering, boisterous, loving family and survived to tell the tale,” Cora said, slipping an arm around Mia and gently squeezing.

  “Yes, and I’m all ready to get to it,” Lanie said.

  “Oh, not yet.” Cora gestured for her to stay seated. “No rush, there’s still fifteen minutes left of lunch.” And then she once again made her way around the t