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“What else does he do?” Bonnie said, and Tony grinned at her.
“He has skills we’ll discuss later,” Liza said. “This is excellent pasta, Emilio. This place should be packed every night.”
“Which is your job,” Min said to her. “Save Emilio. I love him.”
“I think so,” Liza said. “Let me check out the kitchen first.”
She got up, walked past Emilio, and pushed her way through the swinging doors.
“Is she—” he said to Min.
“She’s the best waitress you’ll ever have,” Min said. “And she will get you business. She’s checking out your kitchen now. If you pass muster, you’ve got her.”
Emilio went to protect his kitchen from Liza, and Cal poured more wine into Min’s glass. “Drink this. I’m about to try to talk you into something, and I need you juiced.”
“I kind of miss the charm,” Min said, picking up her glass. “Listen, I was thinking about the snow globe and the movies and everything, and I apologize for calling you the devil. They were all coincidences.”
“Yeah,” Cal said. “Tony thinks it’s chaos theory.”
“Bonnie thinks it’s the fairy tale,” Min said, and sipped her wine.
“Fairy tale?” Cal said, lost again.
“You know, you’re a prince, it’s meant to be, we’ll live happily ever after. It’s okay, she’s sane on everything else.” Min smiled at him. The point is, we’ll be fine as long as we stick to the plan.”
“Right,” Cal said. “The plan.” Her lips were soft and full, curved in that comforting smile, and he started to get dizzy again. Kiss me. “I think we should start dating. Want to go to the movies?”
Min blinked at him and put down her glass. “Did you hear anything I said?”
“Everything was a coincidence, we should stick to the plan,” Cal said. “That’s not going to work for me.”
Min folded her arms. “Why not?”
“Because if we don’t date, the universe is going to maim me.”
“What?”
“The universe, fate, chaos theory, fairy tales, the spirit of Elvis, I don’t know what it is, but I’m not fighting it anymore.” Cal leaned closer and caught the faint scent of lavender again as Min looked at him as if he were insane. “You hate me, you’re high maintenance, you’re pathological about food, and your best friend will kill me someday, but it doesn’t matter. I’m going to give this a shot. Does your mother still want to check me out at dinner? I’ll go”
“Why, if I’m that awful?” Min said, looking annoyed.
He smiled down into her beautiful face. “Because you’re smart and kind and funny, and my nephew is crazy about you, and you wear great shoes, and you look like a depraved angel.” Because I’m going to go crazy if I don’t touch you.
“Uh huh.” Min nodded. “And because of that, you’re going to dinner at my parents’ house tomorrow night so my mother can see you’re harmless?”
“Tomorrow?” He nodded, trying not to look appalled. “Good. We’ll get that out of the way fast. Tomorrow night it is. So about tonight—”
“On the dating thing? No, so you’re off the hook with my mother, you do not need to go to dinner. But if you want to do a friends-night-out thing, we could go to the movies. Blue Hawaii is playing at ten o’clock.”
“Blue Hawaii,” Cal said. “I don’t suppose that’s porn.”
“It’s part of the Elvis revival,” Min said. “You don’t have to go.”
Cal sighed. “Yes, I do. And I’m going to your parents’ tomorrow, too.”
“I’m not understanding this at all,” Min said, and he took her hand, happy to be touching her again, and said, “Come with me, Minnie. I will explain.”
He pulled her out of her chair and across the restaurant to the front door, and when they were out on the darkened street, he leaned down, his heart pounding, and he kissed her with no reservation at all. The familiar rush was fast and hot as always, hotter because he wasn’t fighting it, but there was comfort there, too, she felt so right under his hands, against his mouth, and when she slipped her arms around his neck, he kissed her harder, falling into her helplessly, not even trying to save himself. He felt her move closer, and her perfect mouth opened as her lush body pressed against him, and years passed, and he saw paradise, and the voice in his head whispered, THIS ONE, YOU IDIOT. Then something smacked him hard on the arm and jarred them both out of the kiss.
“What the—” he began, still holding on to her, and then saw Liza, standing on the sidewalk with her purse. “You know, if Bonnie is right, a leprechaun will be by any minute to kneecap you.”
“Liza,” Min said, stepping away from him a little, and he felt cold where she’d been touching him and held on to her.
“I didn’t hit him on the head,” Liza said.
Cal looked at Min. “Forget her. You want to know why? This is why. It really is bigger than the both of us, and I, for one, am not fighting it anymore.” She opened her mouth to say something and he said, “And you want this, too.”
Liza scowled at him. “Oh, tell me you know her. Tell me—”
“Yes, I do know her, although not as well as I’m going to,” Cal said, facing her down. “And yes, I care about her. A lot. And I don’t know the rest, but I’m going to find out. Is that all right with you?”
Liza looked at him for a moment. “Yes. But I’m watching you.”
“All right then,” Cal said, feeling relieved in general. The just-friends bit wasn’t good, but that was okay, he was good at courting women. We’re playing my game now, he thought and looked down at Min with great affection.
“Don’t look at me like that,” Min said and turned to Liza. “We’re going to the ten o’clock movie, just as friends. Want to come?”
“Yes. Tony?” Liza said as Tony came out of the bar to find her. “We’re going to the movies at ten.”
“It’s Blue Hawaii,” Cal said to Tony.
“I don’t suppose that’s porn,” Tony said.
“It’s Elvis,” Cal said.
“Why?” Tony said.
“Because it’s time to make my move,” Cal said, looking down at Min.
“Hey,” Min said.
“Oh, well, hell, then,” Tony said. “Let’s go.”
Min had started her Saturday by calling her mother to tell her that Cal would, in fact, be dining with them that night.
“We’ll see what kind of man he is,” Nanette said, her tone boding no good for Cal.
“You’re going to love him,” Min said. “He’s gorgeous and successful.”
Nanette sniffed. “Probably the kind who thinks he’s an eight and you’re a four. Men are shallow and treacherous. Wear something slimming.”
“He’s a ten, Mother,” Min said. “And I’m not slim.”
After that, baseball seemed an improvement, at least until she got to the park.
“You’re sticking with me,” she told Liza. “Bonnie always wanders off with Roger, but you are staying so you can jab me if I start to act goofy around Cal.”
“There’s not that much jab in the world,” Liza said, but she followed Min to the bleachers anyway.
“Min,” Harry yelled when he saw her, and she stopped to smile at him as he came running up.
“Hey, you,” she said as he skidded to a halt in front of her. “How’s it going?”
“Good,” he said, nodding his head. “Thanks for coming.” Then he looked down and said, “Whoa. Cool shoes.”
“Thank you,” Min said as Harry bent closer to see the blue plastic fish that overlapped across the toes of her sandals. “You know, you’re a lot like your uncle.”
“Harrison, your instincts are right,” Cal said from behind them, and Min jumped. “Women are more important than baseball, but get your butt back to the outfield anyway.” Then she turned and he grinned at her, his face softening, and her heart rate bumped up again. “Minnie, you’re getting freckles on your nose.”
“I know.” Mi