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  “Call me every hour,” Courtney said. “If you don’t call me, I’ll call you. Every hour until you come home with the MacGuffin.”

  “What are you going to do if I don’t call and I don’t answer?”

  “Call nine-one-one. But you’re going, right?”

  “I’m on my way,” Trudy said, sitting back.

  “Every hour,” Courtney said.

  “Every hour.”

  “I’ll watch out for her,” Nolan said, close to the phone.

  “Who’s that?” Courtney said on the phone.

  “Nolan again,” Trudy said. “He wants a MacGuffin, too.”

  “Well, at least he’s the devil we know.”

  “We don’t know him that well.”

  “Hey,” Nolan said. “Your dad can vouch for me. We’ve been in the same department for two years.”

  “That is not a recommendation.”

  “What?” Courtney said.

  “Dad can vouch for him.”

  “Push him out of the cab.”

  “Her dad can vouch for me, too,” Reese said, sounding about twelve.

  “I have to go, Court,” Trudy said, before they started punching each other on the arm. “It’s going to be a while.” She handed Reese his pen back and started to put the wrapping paper back in the bag one-handed and then looked at it more closely in the lights from the street. “Oh, hell.”

  “What?” Courtney said.

  “I got birthday paper,” Trudy said. “I need Christmas paper, and this is birthday—”

  “Trudy,” Courtney wailed.

  “Maybe you can fake it,” Reese said, with badly concealed exasperation. “If it’s just a bunch of animals, it could be anything.”

  Trudy held up the paper. It said Happy Birthday over and over and over. “No animals. Just ‘Happy Birthday’ in red.”

  “Well, then you’re screwed,” Reese said, sounding bored with the whole thing.

  “No, she’s not.” Nolan held out his hand. “Give it here.”

  “You’re going to fix this?” Trudy said. “How are you going to fix this?”

  Nolan wiggled his fingers. “Gimme.”

  She handed the paper over and watched while he took out his pen again and wrote Jesus under every Happy Birthday.

  “You’re a grave disappointment, but you’re also a genius,” Trudy said, giving credit where it was due.

  “Did he fix it?” Courtney said.

  “Yes,” Trudy told her.

  “Make him help you get the Mac.”

  “Goodbye, Courtney,” Trudy said, and hung up.

  “So you’ll go out with me again?” Nolan said, handing the paper back.

  “Not a chance in hell.” Trudy put the paper in the bag with the cow.

  “Okay, lunch,” Nolan said. “Lunch isn’t really a date.”

  “Oh, give it up,” Reese said, and let his head fall back against the top of the seat. “I have lost my patience with you.”

  “Well, look for it,” Nolan said. “Maybe it fell off the sleigh.”

  “Man, I don’t know about you,” Reese said.

  “I’m a man of mystery,” Nolan agreed. “Another reason Trudy should see me again.” He smiled at her in the dim light as the cab sped toward the warehouses. “So, meet me for coffee?”

  “She doesn’t want to meet you for anything,” Reese said.

  Yes, I do, Trudy thought.

  “So, coffee,” Nolan said, warm and solid beside her.

  “Gimme, gimme, gimme,” the voice on the radio said.

  Kill me now, Trudy thought, and put her head on her shopping bags.

  * * *

  The streets grew dark as the cab left the city proper and turned into the warehouse district, and ten minutes later they stopped outside a deserted building, the parking lot lit by one lamp, high over its main door.

  Reese opened the door and got out, holding the door for Trudy, who slid over on the seat and peered out at the darkness.

  “There aren’t a lot of people here buying MacGuffins,” she said, staring at the empty lot.

  “They probably sold out of them while you were trying to decide if I was a rapist,” Reese said, sounding peeved.

  “We could turn around and go back,” Nolan said. “I’ll buy the coffee.”

  Trudy took a deep breath and got out, her three shopping bags bumping against her knees.

  “Want me to take those for you?” Reese said.

  “No,” Trudy said as Nolan got out behind her.

  “You are not a trusting woman,” Reese said.

  “I don’t think they make those anymore,” Nolan said to him. “Tell you what, since you found the warehouse, I’ll pay for the cab.”

  “Keep the cab,” Trudy said, and turned back to Reese.

  “The Macs are in here,” Reese said, and opened the door to the warehouse.

  There was light inside, but Trudy stopped at the door to wait for Nolan. He talked to the cabbie, and then he turned and came toward her and the cab drove away.

  “Hey, I told you to keep the cab,” she said, and Nolan took her arm.

  “He’s coming back,” he said, and his voice sounded different as he looked over her head into the warehouse.

  “Why is he leaving at all?”

  Reese came back to the door. “Come on in. You’re letting the heat out.”

  Trudy took a deep breath and stepped over the threshold into the warehouse, dragging Nolan with her since he wouldn’t let go of her arm.

  The place was a cavern filled with rows of shelving crammed with boxes, a giant version of the old toy store. High above, industrial lighting made the center space by the door bright, but the rest of the place was dark. It wasn’t silent, though. There was a radio somewhere blaring “The Little Drummer Boy.”

  “Rum-pa-pum-pum,” Trudy said, not at all reassured.

  “Over here,” Reese said, and led them away from the door, Trudy pulling Nolan along, since he still wouldn’t let go. “You can leave your Mac here.” He dropped his bag with the Twinkletoes in it. “I’m leaving my bag here.”

  “Where are the MacGuffins?” Trudy said, keeping a tight hold on her own bags.

  “And who are they?” Nolan said, and Trudy looked back to see three men now standing in front of the door. They looked a lot like Reese, young and dudelike in denim jackets, but they weren’t smiling.

  Uh-oh, Trudy thought.

  “Wait here,” Reese said, and went over to confer with the men.

  “You know, I don’t feel good about this,” she said to Nolan.

  “Good instincts,” Nolan said, not taking his eyes off the men. “Come here.”

  He tugged on her arm and she let him pull her over to the closest row of shelves.

  “Be with you in a minute,” Reese called back, and Trudy nodded to him, and then Nolan jerked her arm and she tripped after him between two rows of shelves and into the darkness.

  “What are you doing?” she said.

  “Shhhh.” He kept going, tugging her deeper into the gloom of the unlit shelving.

  “What do you mean, ‘Shhhh’? What’s going on?”

  “Quiet.” Nolan pulled her down another side row and then across another one, effectively losing them both in the darkness.

  “Stop shushing me. I don’t like—”

  He stopped and cupped her face with his hands and whispered, “Trudy, please shut up.”

  “Why?” Trudy whispered back.

  He leaned closer and whispered in her ear. “Because I think Reese is a bad guy. And I think he wants your MacGuffin. And I think those guys out there are his minions. So we should—”

  “Minions?” Trudy said, so startled she spoke out loud.

  Nolan put his hand over her mouth. “And we don’t want them to find us,” he whispered. “Not unless you’re prepared to give up that MacGuffin.”

  Trudy shook her head, and he took his hand away and bent to her ear again. “Then we should hide it here. They’re going to