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  “You shouldn’t do this,” Eve said. “This is wrong.”

  “Maybe not,” Tilda said. “Maybe this is right. Maybe I was just supposed to get them back so I could sign them.”

  “No,” Eve said, but Tilda hugged her good-bye, drove to Clea’s in Jeff’s car, and parked outside.

  I don’t want to give these up, she thought as she looked at the case she’d packed the paintings in. I don’t want to stop painting like that.

  And I don’t want to do any more murals.

  She sat there for a moment, and then dug in her purse for her cell phone and her day planner and turned to her work list: six more murals scheduled with the contact numbers written beside them.

  She dialed the first one and said, “Mrs. Magnusson? This is Matilda Veronica. I’m going to have to cancel your mural. Something has come up and ...” She went on, soothing her wounded clients, offering them paintings or furniture, feeling the tightness between her shoulder blades ease. It took her over an hour, and when she was done, she looked at the case and thought, If I have to give these up, I should get more for them.

  And even though she was late, she shifted deeper in her seat and began to plan.

  “WHERE’S TILDA?” Davy said, when he came through the office door.

  “Where have you been?” Gwen said, annoyed with him. “All hell’s been breaking loose here and—”

  “The police,” Davy said. “They’re still talking to Dad. Where’s Tilda?”

  “At Clea’s,” Gwen said miserably. “She’s taking her the Scarlets.”

  “Why?” Davy said, exasperated.

  “Somebody told Clea she was Scarlet,” Gwen said. “It’s blackmail, but there’s not much—”

  “Fuck,” Davy said. “I leave for one day and you people fall apart.” He went out again before Gwen could think of something cutting to say.

  “Well, the hell with you,” she finally said to the empty doorway and went upstairs to get her puzzle book.

  Ford met her in the hall. “What now? I heard you yelling.”

  “Davy,” she said.

  “He’s back?” Ford said. “Good, I need him. Where is he?”

  “He left again,” Gwen said. “He’s going to Clea’s to save Tilda.” She felt waspish about that.

  “Clea’s.” Ford went back inside his apartment and Gwen followed him.

  “What are you doing?” she said, and saw him pick up a shoulder holster. “No, I can’t let you do this.” She stepped in front of the door.

  “Do what?” Ford said. “I’m running late here—”

  “Look, I know that the people you’ve ... well, I know if you showed up at their door, they were probably asking for it—”

  “Grosse Pointe Blank” Ford said.

  Gwen deflated.

  “All hit men know that movie,” Ford said. “It’s our Casablanca.”

  “It’s not funny,” Gwen said. “That’s what Tony always used to say, ‘If they’re going to buy art they don’t like just to show off, they’re asking for it.’ But it’s wrong, and I...” She shook her head at him. “Can’t you just move to Aruba and open an orphanage?”

  “Why the hell would I want to open an orphanage?” Ford said, clearly mystified.

  “To atone,” Gwen said. “If you stop now, maybe—”

  “Gwen.”

  “Because Tilda really loves Davy and we don’t want him...” Gwen stumbled over the word again. “Like Thomas.”

  “Catering is no life for a man,” Ford agreed.

  “Damn it, Ford.” She slammed the door behind her. “I have had enough of you goddamn men not taking me seriously. First Tony patted me on the head for thirty years, and then Mason wants to marry me for my gallery, and now you’re making jokes before you kill my future son-in-law, and I’m sick of it. I am somebody to pay attention to, damn it, and I am not putting up with any more goddamn patronizing and mediocre sex and ...” She stopped as she saw his face change. “If you make fun of me,” she warned him, “you’re a dead man.”

  He walked toward her until he had her trapped against the door.

  “Mediocre sex, huh?”

  Gwen sighed. “I’m not going to marry him.”

  “That I already knew,” Ford said. “And I am not patronizing you. But you have to get out of my way so I can finish this one last job.”

  “No,” Gwen said, sticking her chin out. “You’ll have to go through me to get to him. He’s my daughter’s future and nobody messes with my daughters’ happiness.”

  He stared down at her, his face inscrutable. “Gwen, how much do you want to save Davy Dempsey’s worthless life?”

  Gwen swallowed. “Quite a bit.”

  He bent his head until his lips almost touched hers. “How much of a sacrifice are you willing to make?”

  Gwen bit her lip to keep from kissing him. “Damn near anything,” she said nobly.

  He moved around to her ear, and she closed her eyes. “What if you didn’t have to sacrifice anything?” he whispered.

  Gwen took a deep breath. “I’d insist,” she said.

  “Davy Dempsey owes you,” Ford said, and dropped his holster.

  ❖ ❖ ❖

  DOWNSTAIRS, Simon caught Davy on his way out. “You’re back. Good. We can leave.”

  “I’m staying,” Davy said. “Gotta go. Talk to you later.”

  “I’m not staying,” Simon said. “I had a chat with Eve yesterday.”

  Davy stopped. “Right. Meant to tell you, Louise is Eve.”

  “I know,” Simon said, looking grim. “Do you have any idea of the things I did to Nadine’s mother?”

  “Roughly, yes,” Davy said.

  “I’ll never be able to face that child again,” Simon said.

  “Get over it,” Davy said. “I have to go. Come back for the wedding.”

  “Wait a minute,” Simon said, but Davy was already heading for the van.

  CLEA WAS sitting at her dressing table, waiting for Tilda and making plans to give Mason six paintings and the best sex of his life, when Ronald walked into her bedroom and closed the door behind him. “I have to see you,” he said, looking as firm as somebody like Ronald could.

  “Not now, Ronald,” Clea said. “I have an appointment.”

  “It’s time for you to choose, Clea,” Ronald said, sticking out what little chin he had. “It’s him or me.”

  Clea closed her eyes. Jesus, the men in her life. Maybe it wasn’t too late to become a lesbian. There must be rich older women somewhere. “Ronald, I told you, this is not a good time—”

  “It’s the only time, Clea,” Ronald said, making another stab at firmness.

  “Look, Ronald,” she began and then the doorknob rattled. “That could be Mason,” she told him, standing up. “You are screwing up my life, Ronald.”

  Ronald looked around. “I can’t—”

  Clea took his arm and dragged him to the closet again. “Stay far back,” she whispered as she shoved him in. “Get behind the clothes, and be quiet.” She shut him in and then opened the door again and whispered, “Stay to the right.” Then she went to deal with Mason, running her fingers through her hair to give it a little volume first.

  But when she opened the door, she saw Davy Dempsey.

  “Jesus,” she said and yanked him in. “What are you doing here?”

  “Lotta good memories in this room,” he said, recovering his balance.

  “We never had sex here,” Clea said.

  “I wasn’t talking about you,” Davy said. “I have a proposition for you.”

  He looked pretty good in the soft bedroom light, tall and broad and sure, but Clea had had enough propositions to last a lifetime. And besides, very shortly, she was going to have a proposition for him. “No. Get out—”

  He took her chin in his hand and yanked it up, and Clea felt a thrill she hadn’t felt in a long time. Mason was a real gentleman in bed, and Lord knew Ronald was no firecracker. But Davy had been worth sleeping with even when he d