False Impression (2006) Read online

  Fenston was pacing up and down his office by the time Leapman was dropped outside the front of the building, and waiting in the corridor when Barry and the driver stepped out of the elevator carrying the red crate.

  ‘Open it,’ ordered Fenston, long before the box had been propped up against the wall in his office. Barry and the driver undid the special clamps before setting about extracting the long nails that had been hammered firmly into the rim of the wooden crate, while Fenston, Leapman and Tina looked on. When the lid was finally prised open and the polystyrene corners that were holding the painting in place were removed, Barry lifted the painting carefully out of the wooden crate and leant it up against the chairman’s desk. Fenston rushed forward and began to tear off the bubble wrap with his bare hands, until he could at last see what he’d been willing to kill for.

  Fenston stood back and gasped.

  No one else in the room dared to speak until he had offered an opinion. Suddenly, the words came tumbling out in a torrent.

  ‘It’s even more magnificent than I’d expected,’ he declared. ‘The colours are so fresh, and the brushwork so bold. Truly a masterpiece,’ he added. Leapman decided not to comment.

  ‘I know exactly where I’m going to hang my Van Gogh,’ said Fenston.

  He looked up and stared at the wall behind his desk, where a massive photograph of George W. Bush shaking hands with him on his recent visit to Ground Zero filled the space.

  Anna was looking forward to her flight back to the States, and the chance to get to know Jack a little better during the seven-hour journey. She even hoped that he would answer one or two more questions. How did he find out her mother’s address, why was he still suspicious of Tina, and was there any proof that Fenston and Krantz even knew each other?

  Jack was waiting for her when she checked in. Anna took a little time to relax with a man she couldn’t forget had been following her for the last nine days, and investigating her for the past eight weeks, but by the time they climbed the steps to the aircraft, together for a change, Jack knew she was a Knicks fan, liked spaghetti and Dustin Hoffman, while Anna had found out that he also supported the Knicks, that his favourite modern artist was Fernando Botero, and nothing could replace his mother’s Irish stew.

  Anna was wondering if he liked fat women when his head fell onto her shoulder. As she was the cause of his not getting much sleep the previous night, Anna felt she was hardly in a position to complain. She pushed his head gently back up, not wishing to wake him. She began making a list of things she needed to do once she was back in New York, when Jack slumped back down onto her shoulder. Anna gave in and tried to sleep with his head there. She had once read that the head is one-seventh of your body weight and no longer needed to be convinced.

  She woke about an hour before they were due to land to find Jack was still asleep, but his arm was now draped around her shoulder. She sat up sleepily and accepted a cup of tea from the stewardess.

  Jack leaned across. ‘Do you usually sleep with a man on the first date?’ he asked, grinning.

  ‘Only if he pays for dinner.’

  ‘So what’s the first thing you’re going to do, now that you’ve miraculously risen from the dead?’ he asked.

  ‘Call my family and friends and let them know just how alive I am, and then find out if anyone wants to employ me. And you?’

  ‘I’ll have to check in with my boss and let him know I’m no nearer to nailing Fenston, which will be greeted with one of his two favourite maxims. “Raise your game, Jack,” or “Step it up a notch.” ‘

  ‘That’s hardly fair,’ said Anna, ‘now that Krantz is safely behind bars.’

  ‘No thanks to me,’ said Jack. ‘And then I’ll have to face up to an even fiercer wrath than the boss’s, when I try to explain to my mother why I didn’t call her from London and apologize for not turning up for her Irish stew night. No, my only hope of redemption is to discover what “NYRC” stands for.’ Jack put a hand in his top pocket. ‘After I’d checked out of the Wentworth Arms, I travelled on to the embassy with Tom, and thanks to modern technology, he was able to produce an exact copy of the key, even though the original is still in Romania.’ He pulled the facsimile out of his top pocket and handed it across to Anna.

  Anna turned the small brass key over in her hands. ‘NYRC 13. Got any ideas?’ she asked.

  ‘Only the obvious ones,’ said Jack.

  ‘New York Racing Club, New York Rowing Club, anything else?’

  ‘New York Racquet Club, but if you come up with any others, let me know, because I intend to spend the rest of the weekend trying to find out if it’s any of those. I need to come up with something positive before I face the boss on Monday.’

  ‘Perhaps you could slow down enough on your morning run to let me know if you’ve cracked it.’

  ‘I was rather hoping to tell you over dinner tonight,’ said Jack.

  ‘I can’t. I’m sorry, Jack, much as I’d love to, I’m having dinner with Tina.’

  ‘Are you?’ said Jack. ‘Well, just be careful.’

  ‘Six o’clock tomorrow morning suit you?’ asked Anna, ignoring the comment.

  ‘That means I’ll have to set my alarm for five thirty, if we’re going to meet up about halfway round.’

  ‘I’ll be out of my shower by then.’

  ‘I’ll be sorry to miss that.’

  ‘By the way,’ said Anna, ‘can you do me a favour?’

  Leapman strode into the chairman’s office without knocking.

  ‘Have you seen this?’ he asked, placing a copy of the New York Times on the desk and jabbing a finger at an article from the international section.

  Fenston studied the headline: ROMANIAN POLICE ARREST ASSASSIN. He read the short article twice before speaking.

  ‘Find out how much the chief of police wants.’

  ‘It may not prove to be that easy,’ suggested Leapman.

  ‘It’s always that easy,’ said Fenston, looking up. ‘Only agreeing a price will prove difficult.’

  Leapman frowned, ‘And there’s something else.’

  ‘What?’

  ‘The Van Gogh. The painting ought to be insured, after what happened to the Monet.’

  ‘I never insure my paintings. I don’t need the IRS to find out how much my collection is worth, and in any case it’s never going to happen twice.’

  ‘It already has,’ said Leapman.

  Fenston scowled and didn’t reply for some time.

  ‘All right, but only the Van Gogh,’ he eventually said. ‘Make it Lloyd’s of London, and be sure you keep the book value below twenty million.’

  ‘Why such a low figure?’ queried Leapman.

  ‘Because the last thing I need is to have the Van Gogh with an asset value of a hundred million while I’m still hoping to get my hands on the rest of the Wentworth collection.’

  Leapman nodded and turned to leave.

  ‘By the way,’ said Fenston, still looking down at the article, ‘have you deposited Krantz’s five hundred thousand yet?’

  ‘No, I was planning to—’

  ‘Then wait.’ He looked up at Leapman and smiled. ‘Until after she escapes.’

  Krantz lay silently in her bed as she waited for the two am shift to report for duty. She had no way of telling the time other than by the change of guards. One guard had just returned from his meal break, so she calculated it must be about twenty minutes to two.

  Time to carry out her nightly routine. Krantz pulled back the sheet, turned over on her side, and tucked her knees under her chin. She pushed two fingers up her rectum and slowly extracted a condom, from where even the most brazen of warders were loath to trespass. She undid the knot on top of the condom, and removed a wad of tightly wrapped hundred-dollar bills. She peeled off two, and hid them in her sling. She then carried out the whole exercise in reverse.

  Krantz calculated that it must be ten to two.

  She waited.

  Jack sat in the back of the taxi, lookin