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of the market place my car, too, appeared to be taken by surprise
because it roared into life at the first touch of the starter.
I had to go back to the surgery for my whelping instruments and in the
siren t moonlit street we got out and I opened the big white door to
Skeldale House. ~;
And once in the passage it was the most natural thing in the world to
take her in my arms and kiss her gratefully and unhurriedly. I had
waited a long] time for this and the minutes flowed past unnoticed as we
stood there, our feet; on the black and red eighteenth-century tiles,
our heads almost touching the vast] picture of the Death of Nelson which
dominated the entrance. ,!
We kissed again at the first bend of the passage under the companion
picture"] of the Meeting of Wellington and Blucher at Waterloo. We
kissed at the second bend by the tall cupboard where Siegfried kept his
riding coats and boots. W kissed in the dispensary in between searching
for my instruments. Then we tried it out in the garden and this was the
best of all with the Rowers still and expectant in the moonlight and the
fragrance of the moist earth and grass rising about us.
I have never driven so slowly to a case. About ten miles an hour with
Helen's head on my shoulder and all the scents of spring drifting in
through the open window. And it was like sailing from stormy seas into a
sweet, safe harbour, like coming home.
The light in the cottage window was the only one showing in the sleeping
village, and when I knocked at the door Bert Chapman answered. Bert was
a council roadman - one of the breed for whom I felt an abiding
affinity.
The council men were my brethren of the roads.^Like me they spent most
of their lives on the lonely by-ways around Darrowby and I saw them most
days of the week, repairing the tarmac, cutting back the grass verges in
the summer, gritting and snow ploughing in the winter. And when they
spotted me driving past they would grin cheerfully and wave as if the
very sight of me had made their day. I don't know whether they were
specially picked for good nature but I don't think I have ever met a
more equable body of men.
One old farmer remarked sourly to me once. "There's no wonder the
buggers are 'appy, they've got nowt to do." An exaggeration, of course,
but I knew how he felt; compared with farming every other job was easy.
I had seen Bert Chapman just a day or two ago, sitting on a grassy bank,
his shovel by his side, a vast sandwich in his hand. He had raised a
corded forearm in salute, a broad smile bisecting his round,
sun-reddened face. He had looked eternally carefree but tonight his
smile was strained.
"I'm sorry to bother you this late, Mr. Herriot," he said as he ushered
us into the house, 'but I'm gettin" a bit worried about Susie. Her pups
are due and she's been making a bed for them and messing about all day
but nowt's happened. I was going" to leave her till morning but about
midnight she started panting like 'elf - I don't like the look of her."
Susie was one of my regular patients. Her big, burly master was always
bringing her to the surgery, a little shame-faced at his solicitude, and
when I saw him sitting in the waiting room looking strangely out of
place among the ladies with their pets, he usually said "T'missus asked
me to bring Susie." But it was a transparent excuse.
"She's nobbut a little mongrel, but very faithful," Bert said, still
apologetic, but I could understand how he felt about Susie, a shaggy
little ragamuffin whose only wile was to put her paws on my knees and
laugh up into my face with her tail lashing. I found her irresistible.
But she was a very different character tonight. As we went into the
living room of the cottage the little animal crept from her basket, gave
a single indeterminate wag of her tail then stood miserably in the
middle of the floor, her ribs heaving. As I bent to examine her she
turned a wide panting nouth and anxious eyes up to me.
I ran my hands over her abdomen. I don't think I have ever felt a more
bloated little dog; she was as round as a football, absolutely bulging
with pups, ready to pop, but nothing was happening.
What do you think?" Bert's face was haggard under his sunburn and he
touched the dog's head briefly with a big calloused hand.
"I don't know yet, Bert," I said. "I'll have to have a feel inside.
Bring me some hot water, will you?"
I added some antiseptic to the water, soaped my hand and with one finger
Carefully explored the vagina. There was a pup there, all right; my
finger tip brushed across the nostrils, the tiny mouth and tongue; but
he was jammed in that passage like a cork in a bottle.
Squatting back on my heels I turned to the Chapmans.
"I'm afraid there's a big pup stuck fast. I have a feeling that if she
could get rid of this chap the others would come away. They'd probably
be smaller."
"Is there any way of shiftin" him, Mr. Herriot?" Bert asked.
I paused for a moment. "I'm going to put forceps on his head and see if
he'll move. I don't like using forceps but I'm going to have one careful
try and if it doesn't work I'll have to take her back to the surgery for
a caesarian."
"An operation?" Bert said hollowly. He gulped and glanced fearfully at
his wife. Like many big men he had married a tiny woman and at this
moment Mrs. Chapman looked even smaller than her four foot eleven inches
as she huddled in her chair and stared at me with wide eyes.
"Oh I wish we'd never had her mated," she wailed, wringing her hands. "I
told Bert five year old was too late for a first litter but he wouldn't
listen. And now we're maybe going to lose 'er."
I hastened to reassure her. "No, she isn't too old, and everything may
be all right. Let's just see how we get on." :
I boiled the instrument for a few minutes on the stove then kneeled
behind my patient again. I poised the forceps for a moment and at the
flash of steel a grey tinge crept under Bert's sunburn and his wife
coiled herself into a ball in her chair. Obviously they were
non-starters as assistants so Helen held Susie's head while I once more
reached in towards the pup. There was desperately little room but I
managed to direct the forceps along my finger till they touched the
nose. Then very gingerly I opened the jaws and pushed them forward with
the very gentlest pressure until I was able to clamp them on either side
of the head.
I'd soon know now. In a situation like this you can't do any pulling,
you can only try to ease the thing along. This I did and I fancied I
felt just a bit of . movement; I tried again and there was no doubt
about it, the pup was coming towards me. Susie, too, appeared to sense
that things were taking a turn for the better. She cast off her apathy
and began to strain lustily.
It was no trouble after that and I was able to draw the pup forth
almost: without resistance.
"I'm afraid this one'll be dead," I said, and as the tiny creature lay
across my palm there was no sign