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  ‘Yes, that’s right, Lizzie,’ corroborated Courtenay. ‘I’m just off – and I’ll tell you what! I’ll get an umbrella to shield you from the sun, even if I have to steal one! So just you stay quietly in the taproom with Miss Trent until I return! I shan’t be gone much above an hour, I hope.’

  ‘An hour?’ exclaimed Tiffany. ‘And what am I to do, pray? Do you imagine I’m going to sit in that odious, stuffy taproom for a whole hour? I won’t!’

  ‘Oh, so it’s odious and stuffy now, is it?’ said Courtenay. ‘I thought you said you wouldn’t care a rush if you were obliged to spend the rest of the day in it? Yes, you can look daggers at me if you choose, but I know what you are, and that’s a selfish little cat! You never did care a button for anyone but yourself, and it’s my belief you never will!’

  Tiffany burst into tears; and Miss Colebatch, sympathetic tears starting to her own eyes, cried: ‘Oh, Courtenay, no! You mustn’t – It is all my fault for being so stupid! Oh, Tiffany, I beg your pardon!’

  ‘You beg her pardon?’ ejaculated Courtenay.

  ‘Mr Underhill, will you please mind your tongue?’ said Miss Trent, with all the authority of her calling. ‘Stop crying, Tiffany! If you don’t care to stay here, I suggest you ride into Bardsey with your cousin. Then you may enjoy your quarrel without making the rest of us uncomfortable!’

  Courtenay opened his mouth, encountered a quelling look, and shut it again.

  ‘I won’t!’ sobbed Tiffany. ‘I hate Courtenay, and I don’t want to go to Bardsey!’

  Miss Trent, well aware of the ease with which Tiffany could lash herself into a fit of hysterics, cast a harassed look round in search of support. Lindeth, his lips rather firmly compressed, and his eyes lowered, neither spoke nor moved; but the Nonesuch, amusement in his face, strolled up to Tiffany, and said: ‘Come, come, my child! The beautiful Miss Wield with swollen red eyes? Oh, no, I beseech you! I couldn’t bear to see it!’

  She looked up involuntarily, hiccuping on a sob, but with her tears suddenly checked. ‘Swollen – Oh, no! Oh, Sir Waldo, are they?’

  He put a finger under her chin, tilting up her face, and scrutinizing it with the glinting smile so many females had found fascinating. ‘Thank God, no! Just like bluebells drenched with dew!’

  She revived as though by magic. ‘Are they? Oh, how pretty!’

  ‘Ravishing, I promise you.’

  She gave a delighted little trill of laughter. ‘I mean how prettily said !’

  ‘Yes, wasn’t it?’ he agreed, carefully drying her cheeks with his own handkerchief. ‘What very long eyelashes you have! Do they ever become tangled?’

  ‘No! Of course they don’t! How can you be so foolish? You are trying to flatter me!’

  ‘Impossible! Don’t you wish to ride to Bardsey?’

  Her face clouded instantly. ‘With Courtenay? No, I thank you!’

  ‘With me?’

  ‘With you! But – but you are not going – are you?’

  ‘Not unless you do.’

  A provocative smile lilted on her lips. ‘Ancilla wouldn’t permit it!’ she said, with a challenging glance cast at her preceptress.

  ‘What, even though Courtenay goes with us?’ He turned towards Miss Trent, interrogating her with one quizzical eye-brow. ‘What do you say, ma’am?’

  She had been listening to this interchange with mixed feelings, torn between gratitude to him for averting a storm, and indignation at the unscrupulous methods he employed. Her answering look spoke volumes, but all she said was: ‘I am persuaded Mrs Underhill would raise no objection, if her cousin is to go with Tiffany.’

  ‘Then I’ll go and saddle the horses again,’ he said. ‘You, Julian, will remain to keep watch and ward over the ladies!’

  ‘Of course,’ Julian replied quietly.

  ‘Unless you should choose instead to accompany us?’ suggested Tiffany, blithely forgetting that it had been agreed that two defenceless females could not be abandoned in an ale-house.

  ‘No, I thank you,’ he said, and turned from her to persuade Miss Colebatch, with his sweetest smile, to retire again into the taproom.

  Miss Trent had seen the look of shocked dismay in his face when it had been so forcibly borne in upon him that his goddess had feet of clay; and her heart was wrung with pity. She might tell herself that his well-wishers might rejoice in his disillusionment, but she was conscious of an irrational and almost over-powering impulse to find excuses for Tiffany. She subdued it, strengthened by the saucy look her artless charge cast at Julian before she tripped off in Sir Waldo’s wake. It was abundantly plain to her that Tiffany saw nothing in Julian’s refusal to ride to Bardsey but an expression of jealousy, which in no way displeased her. Tiffany delighted in setting her admirers at loggerheads, and never wasted a thought on the pain she inflicted; and had she been told that Julian was as much hurt by his cousin’s behaviour as by hers she would have been as incredulous as she was uncaring. But Miss Trent’s heart had more than once been wrung by the puzzled look in Julian’s eyes when he had watched Sir Waldo flirting with Tiffany, and she could not help longing to reassure him.

  She stayed to see the riding-party off before joining Miss Colebatch and Julian in the taproom. She found them already discussing a pot of tea, Elizabeth reclining on the settle and looking rather more cheerful, and Lindeth not seeming to be in need of reassurance. Miss Trent warmly, if silently, applauded the good manners which prompted him to appear very well satisfied with his situation; and at once seconded his efforts to divert Elizabeth. She, poor girl, was still far from being her usually lively self, for, in addition to an aching head, she was suffering the mortification of knowing that she had ruined what should have been a day of pleasure, and had made her dear friend cry. She could not help laughing when Julian, amongst other schemes for ensuring her privacy, announced his intention of borrowing an apron from the landlady, and carrying tankards out to any thirsty patrons of the Bird in Hand; but a moment later she was wondering whether Tiffany would ever forgive her, and saying, for perhaps the fiftieth time, that she could not conceive what had come over her, or how she could have been so stupid.

  ‘Well, for my part,’ said Miss Trent, ‘I am glad that some-thing did come over you! I was wishing I had never expressed a desire to visit the Dripping Well, and was never more thankful than when it was decided to abandon the scheme.’

  ‘You are always so kind! But Tiffany was so set on it!’

  ‘My dear Miss Colebatch, if Tiffany suffers no worse disappointments than today’s she may count herself fortunate!’ replied Ancilla lightly. ‘I wish you won’t tease yourself merely because she flew into one of her tantrums! You must know what a spoilt child she is!’

  ‘It is that, isn’t it?’ Julian said eagerly. ‘Just – just childishness! She is so lovely, and – and engaging that it’s no wonder she should be a trifle spoilt.’

  ‘No, indeed!’ she said, adding with what she felt to be odious duplicity: ‘You must not blame Mrs Underhill, however. I daresay she should have been stricter, but her own nature is so gentle and yielding that she is no match for Tiffany. And she does so much dread her passions! I must own I do too! No one can be more enchanting than Tiffany, and no one that I ever met can more easily throw an entire household into discomfort! I can’t tell you, sir, how very much obliged I am to your cousin for coming to our rescue as he did!’

  He responded only with a quick, constrained smile, and she said no more, hoping that she had given him enough to digest for the present; and had perhaps made him wonder whether Sir Waldo’s conduct had not sprung rather from a laudable impulse to nip a painful scene in the bud than from any desire to cut out his young cousin.

  Eight

  I don’t deny that I was thankful to be spared a fit of strong hysterics,’ Miss Trent told the Nonesuch, when, at the end of that memorable day, Miss Cole