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  DOVER PUBLICATIONS, INC.

  MINEOLA, NEW YORK

  Bibliographical Note

  This Dover edition, first published in 2019, is an unabridged republication of a standard edition of The Transformation of Philip Jettan [first publication: Mills & Boon, London, 1923]. The original edition was published with the subtitle A Comedy of Manners, and the author used the pseudonym Stella Martin. The book was later published as Powder and Patch, with Chapter Twenty deleted.

  Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

  Names: Heyer, Georgette, 1902–1974, author.

  Title: The transformation of Philip Jettan / Georgette Heyer.

  Description: Mineola, New York : Dover Publications, Inc., 2019. | “. . . an unabridged republication of a standard edition of The Transformation of Philip Jettan (first publication: Mills & Boon, London, 1923). The original edition was published with the subtitle A Comedy of Manners, and the author used the pseudonym Stella Martin. The book was later published as Powder and Patch, with Chapter Twenty deleted.”

  Identifiers: LCCN 2018021948 | ISBN 9780486826950 | ISBN 0486826953

  Subjects: | GSAFD: Love stories. | Regency fiction.

  Classification: LCC PR6015.E795 T73 2019 | DDC 823/.912—dc23

  LC record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2018021948

  Manufactured in the United States by LSC Communications

  82695301 2019

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  CONTENTS

  One The House of Jettan

  Two In Which Is Presented Mistress Cleone Charteris

  Three Mr. Bancroft Brings Trouble into Little Fittledean

  Four The Trouble Comes to a Head

  Five In Which Philip Finds That His Uncle Is More Sympathetic Than His Father

  Six The Beginning of the Transformation

  Seven Mr. Bancroft Comes to Paris and Is Annoyed

  Eight In Which Philip Delivers Himself of a Rondeau

  Nine Mr. Bancroft Is Enraged

  Ten In Which a Letter Is Read

  Eleven Philip Astonishes His Uncle

  Twelve Philip Plays a Dangerous Game

  Thirteen Sir Maurice Comes to Town

  Fourteen The Strange Behaviour of Mistress Cleone

  Fifteen Lady Malmerstoke on Husbands

  Sixteen Mistress Cleone Finds There Is No Safety in Numbers

  Seventeen Mistress Cleone at Her Wits’ End

  Eighteen Philip Takes Charge of the Situation

  Nineteen Philip Justifies His Chin

  Twenty Mademoiselle de Chaucheron Rings Down the Curtain

  ONE

  THE HOUSE OF JETTAN

  IF YOU searched among the Downs in Sussex, somewhere between Midhurst and Brighthelmstone, inland a little, and nestling in modest seclusion between two waves of hills, you would find Little Fittledean, a village round which three gentlemen had built their homes. One chose the north side, half a mile away, and on the slope of the Downs. He was Mr. Winton, a dull man with no wife, but two children, James and Jennifer. The second built his house west of the village, not far from the London Road and Great Fittledean. He was one Sir Thomas Jettan. He chose his site carefully, beside a wood, and laid out gardens after the Dutch style. That was way back in the last century when Charles the Second was King, and what had then been a glaring white erection, stark-naked and blatant in its sylvan setting, was now, some seventy years later, a fair place, creeper-hung, and made kindly by the passing of the years. The Jettan who built it became inordinately proud of the house. Never a day passed but he would strut round the grounds, looking at the nude structure from a hundred different points of vantage. It was to be the country seat of the Jettans in their old age; they were to think of it almost as they would think of their children. It was never to be sold; it was to pass from father to son and from son to grandson through countless ages. Nor must it accrue to a female heir, be she never so direct, for old Tom determined that the name of Jettan should always be associated with the house.

  Old Tom propounded these notions to the whole countryside. All his friends and his acquaintances were shown the white house and told the tale of its owner’s past misdemeanours and his present virtue—a virtue due, he assured them, to the possession of so fair an estate. No more would he pursue the butterfly existence that all his ancestors had pursued before him. This house was his anchor and his interest; he would rear his two sons to reverence it, and it might even be that the tradition which held every Jettan to be a wild fellow at heart should be broken at last.

  The neighbours laughed behind their hands at old Tom’s childishness. They dubbed the hitherto unnamed house “Tom’s Pride,” in good-humoured raillery.

  Tom Jettan was busy thinking out a suitable name for his home when the countryside’s nickname came to his ears. He was not without humour in spite of his vanity, and when the sobriquet had sunk into his brain, he chuckled deep in his chest, and slapped his knee in appreciation. Not a month later the neighbours were horrified to find, cunningly inserted in the wrought-iron gates of the white house, a gilded scroll bearing the legend, “Jettan’s Pride.” No little apprehension was felt amongst them at having their secret joke thus discovered and utilised, and those who next waited on Tom did so with an air of ashamed nervousness. But Tom soon made it clear that, far from being offended, he was grateful to them for finding an appropriate name for his home.

  His hopeful prophecy concerning the breaking of tradition was not realised in either of his sons. The elder, Maurice, sowed all the wild oats of which he was capable before taking up his abode at the Pride; the other, Thomas, never ceased sowing wild oats, and showed no love for the house whatsoever.

  When old Tom died he left a will which gave Maurice to understand that if, by the time he was fifty years of age, he still refused to settle down at the Pride, it was to pass to his brother and his brother’s heirs.

  Thomas counselled Maurice to marry and produce some children.

  “For damme if I do, my boy! The old man must have lost his faculties to expect a Jettan to live in this hole! I tell ye flat, Maurice, I’ll not have the place. ’Tis you who are the elder, and you must assume the—the responsibilities!” At that he fell a-chuckling, for he was an irrepressible scamp.

  “Certainly I shall live here,” answered Maurice. “Three months here, and nine months—not here. What’s to stop me?”

  “Does the will allow it?” asked Tom doubtfully.

  “It does not forbid it. And I shall get me a wife.”

  At that Tom burst out laughing, but checked himself hurriedly as he met his brother’s reproving eye.

  “God save us, and the old gentleman but three days dead! Not that I meant any disrespect, y’know. Faith, the old man ’ud be the first to laugh with me, stap me if he wouldn’t!” He stifled another laugh, and shrugged his shoulders. “Or he would before he went crazy-pious over this devilish great barn of a house. You’ll never have the money to keep it, Maurry,” he added cheerfully, “let alone a wife.”

  Maurice twirled his eyeglass, frowning.

  “My father has left even more than I expected,” he said.

  “Oh ay! But it’ll be gone after a week’s play! God ha’ mercy, Maurry, do ye hope to husband it?”

  “Nay, I hope to husband a wife. The rest I’ll leave to her.”

  Tom came heavily to his feet. He stared at his brother, round-eyed.

  “Blister me, but I believe the place is turning you like the old gentleman! Now, Maurry, Maurry, stiffen your back, man!”

  Maurice smiled.

  “It’ll take more than the Pride to reform me, Tom. I’m thinking that the place is too good to sell or t