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  “Who gave you the keys?”

  I jumped at the last word. My hand caressed my trouser pocket from the outside. Yes, the set of duplicate keys was still there. I had to think of something now. Any reason why I could be driving his car apart from buying post-coitus cigarettes for his daughter.

  “Neha, sir,” I said after a deliberate pause.

  “You know Neha?” the professor’s eyebrows shot up.

  “Sir, I met her on the road. The car had a flat tire.”

  “So?” Cherian said.

  “Sir, I was passing by and offered to push the car to the mechanic. She had to go back and I offered to bring the car home.”

  Silence from Cherian. Had he fallen for it? I guessed he had, for he started the car and started driving it slowly.

  “Why did you offer that?”

  “Just wanted to help,” I shrugged modestly like I go about scouting for good deeds all day.

  “And you don’t have classes to attend?”

  “A free period, sir.”

  “Silly girl,” Cherian spoke aloud to himself, “Gives the car to any stupid stranger. I have to talk to her about this.”

  I kept silent; a new thought had crossed my mind; if Neha would be dressed. The last thing I wanted right now was a surprise hug from her when she opened the door. If only I could get ten seconds before she spoke to Cherian. Or if only I could disappear.

  Cherian parked the car at his house.

  “Sir, can I go now?”

  “No, come in. This stupid girl should at least thank you. Not that I’d ever let boys like you come near my house.”

  “Right, sir.” I totally understood him.

  Cherian pressed the doorbell. Neha opened the door wearing just a bed sheet.

  “Have you…” Then she saw her father. “Dad,” Neha said, blinking her eyes and adjusting her bed sheet to cover the maximum. Surely, this was one hell of a kick compared to cigarettes.

  “Your keys, ma’am,” I spoke quickly, “Don’t worry, I got the puncture completely fixed and brought your car back.”

  “Huh?” she looked at me.

  “Neha, are you out of your mind? Why aren’t you dressed?” Cherian said, controlling the volume of his voice only because I was there.

  Neha blinked again before disappearing into her bedroom, presumably to change.

  “This daughter of mine is mad. Sit down,” Cherian said.

  “Sir, we pushed the car for twenty minutes. She must be tired,” I said. Well, sex was like pushing a car sometimes, only a lot more pleasant.

  Neha came back wearing a very daddy’s-good-girl salwar-kameez and holding a tray with two glasses of water.

  As Cherian drank his glass, I repeated, “I was just telling your dad how your car got a flat tire and I helped you take it to the mechanic and then brought it back. I met Sir on the way here you see.”

  “Oh?” Neha said, striving for an intelligent facial expression.

  “How can you dump the car on a stranger?” Cherian asked her.

  “Sorry Dad,” Neha said and collapsed on the sofa.

  “Sir, can I go now?” I said.

  Cherian gave half a nod and I was out of the house. I walked as fast as I could without running.

  “Hari,” Cherian shouted when I was at the gate.

  I froze and turned. “Yes, sir.”

  “You are not that smart, you know,” he said.

  I’d always known of Cherian’s disdain for students with low grades. I didn’t know he’d be so direct about it.

  “Sir, I know sir. I will study harder.”

  “That is not what I meant.”

  “Sir?”

  “I was a student once too you know. And the best one, a straight 10 all four years.”

  “I know Sir.”

  “And if you think you can mess with my daughter and get away with it, you are wrong.”

  I stood silent.

  “You drink in my viva, and now I find you fooling with my daughter, in my car and wearing my shirt,” Cherian said and tugged at my collar. “You watch it Hari, you watch it. This is IIT, not some bloody regional college. First the viva, and then my daughter. My daughter!”

  “Sir, it is not what you think.”

  “Don’t tell me what to think. I knew my daughter was distracted these days. God, and because of scum like you! You stay away from my home and my daughter. Just away, understand?”

  “Yes, Sir,” I said, wishing Cherian would let go of my collar. I was beginning to go limp. I mean being caught by him on top of losing my virginity was hardly conducive to strengthening me.

  “Good. I don’t want people talking, so I won’t bring this up again. But you stay away from her and focus on your courses. For, Hari, one slip in the insti and I will ruin you. I will bloody ruin you,” Cherian said, his face an unpleasant red.

  “Sir, I will stay away. Just let me go,” I pleaded.

  He released my collar, his fingers still trembling. I ran out of his gate and toward Kumaon. It was the fastest jog of life. I stopped only once, when I passed Cherian’s bicycle. I don’t know what struck me. I turned to make sure no one was around, and then released the air from both the tires. Damn, that monster deserved some revenge. And that just might make the bastard believe there are flat tires in this world.

  “No way man,” I said, panting as I reached Ryan’s room.

  “No way what? Did you get the keys?” Ryan said.

  I tried to catch my breath.

  “What happened?” Alok asked as he came to Ryan’s room.

  “Hell. Hell happened.” I regained my pulse and related the whole story.

  Ryan started laughing. Even though he is bold and everything, that is not what I expected from him. Cherian was there, holding my bloody collar and threatening to ruin me.

  “Fuck Ryan, this is not funny,” I said.

  “Oh really,” he said, laughing even harder, “then what is it? Cherian’s shirt, Neha in a bedsheet. The prof must have gone psycho,” Ryan paused to laugh some more. “I wish I was there.”

  “Shut up. This is added tension man,” Alok said.

  “What tension? You got the keys right?” Ryan said.

  I nodded as I took out the bunch.

  “So we’re still doing this?” I said.

  “Why not? How does Cherian know about this?” Ryan said and dangled the keys in front of him like a tempting bunch of ripe grapes.

  “I don’t know. I’m scared Ryan. I really am.”

  “Just relax dude. You are in shock, sex and horror on the same day,” Ryan said, laughing again.

  “Hari is right. We should re-evaluate Operation Pendulum.”

  “Nonsense,” Ryan said and became serious again, “if at all, it makes the case stronger. Hari’s only hope is if he cracks the majors. He can then still make Cherian feel that he is not such a loser after all.”

  “Thanks Ryan,” I said.

  “Oh come on Hari. You had a few hitches today, but still managed fine. Let Cherian think what he wants.”

  “Wonder what he will do to Neha,” I said.

  “You can’t do anything about that, can you? And not today at least. Let’s get the major paper and then worry about other stuff.”

  “You should talk to Neha after a few days only. Don’t worry, Cherian will try and bury it. He wouldn’t want the world to know. And he doesn’t look like the dad who can talk to his daughter about this sort of stuff,” Alok said and put his arm on my shoulder.

  “We are friends man. Just have to wait for the evening now. Remember co-operate to dominate,” Ryan said and hi-fived both of us.

  Two hours later, at exactly five p.m. Alok got a call from home. We were sitting in Ryan’s room and playing cards.

  “Alok! Urgent phone call!” the guard below shouted at the top of his voice. Alok threw back his set of three cards.

  “What is it?” I said.

  “I don’t know. Maybe my sister’s engagement date got fixed,” he yelled as he r