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  ‘Possibly,’ replied Kumar. ‘Why, are you against the idea?’

  ‘You are in your last year as Commissioner,’ Khan reminded him, ‘with an enviable reputation for probity and competence. Why take a risk that might jeopardize such a fine record?’

  ‘I feel that’s a little over-dramatic,’ said the Commissioner. ‘Malik’s a broken man, which you would have seen for yourself had you been present at the meeting.’

  ‘Once a conman, always a conman,’ replied Khan. ‘So I repeat, why take the risk?’

  ‘Perhaps because it’s the correct course of action, given the circumstances,’ replied the Commissioner. ‘If I turn Malik down, why should anyone bother to listen to my opinion ever again?’

  ‘But a filing clerk’s job is particularly sensitive,’ remonstrated Khan. ‘Malik would have access to information that should only be seen by those whose discretion is not in question.’

  ‘I’ve already considered that,’ said the Commissioner. ‘We have two filing departments: one in this building, which is, as you rightly point out, highly sensitive, and another based on the outskirts of the city that deals only with dead cases, which have either been solved or are no longer being followed up.’

  ‘I still wouldn’t risk it,’ said Khan as he placed his knife and fork back on the plate.

  ‘I’ve cut down the risk even more,’ responded the Commissioner. ‘I’m going to place Malik on a month’s trial. A supervisor will keep a close eye on him, and then report directly back to me. Should Malik put so much as a toe over the line, he’ll be back on the street the same day.’

  ‘I still wouldn’t risk it,’ repeated Khan.

  On the first of the month, Raj Malik reported for work at the police records department on 47 Mahatma Drive, on the outskirts of the city. His hours were eight a.m. to six p.m. six days a week, with a salary of nine hundred rupees a month. Malik’s daily responsibility was to visit every police station in the outer district, on his bicycle, and collect any dead files. He would then pass them over to his supervisor, who would file them away in the basement, rarely to be referred to again.

  At the end of his first month, Malik’s supervisor reported back to the Commissioner as instructed. ‘I wish I had a dozen Maliks,’ he told the chief. ‘Unlike today’s young, he’s always on time, doesn’t take extended breaks, and never complains when you ask him to do something not covered by his job description. With your permission,’ the supervisor added, ‘I would like to put his pay up to one thousand rupees a month.’

  The supervisor’s second report was even more glowing. ‘I lost a member of staff through illness last week, and Malik took over several of his responsibilities and somehow still managed to cover both jobs.’

  The supervisor’s report at the end of Malik’s third month was so flattering that when the Commissioner addressed the annual dinner of the Mumbai Rotary Club, not only did he appeal to its members to reach out their hands to ex-offenders, but he went on to assure his audience that he had heeded his own advice and been able to prove one of his long-held theories. If you give former prisoners a real chance, they won’t reoffend.

  The following day, the Mumbai Times ran the headline:

  COMMISSIONER LEADS BY EXAMPLE

  Kumar’s sentiments were reported in great detail, alongside a photo of Raj Malik, with the caption, a reformed character. The Commissioner placed the article on his deputy’s desk.

  Malik waited until his supervisor had left for his lunch break. He always drove home just after twelve and spent an hour with his wife. Malik watched as his boss’s car disappeared out of sight before he slipped back down to the basement. He placed a stack of papers that needed to be filed on the corner of the counter, just in case someone came in unannounced and asked what he was up to.

  He then walked across to the old wooden cabinets that were stacked one on top of the other. He bent down and pulled open one of the files. After nine months he had reached the letter P and still hadn’t come across the ideal candidate. He had already thumbed through dozens of Patels during the previous week, dismissing most of them as either irrelevant or inconsequential for what he had in mind. That was until he reached one with the first initials H.H.

  Malik removed the thick file from the cabinet, placed it on the counter-top and slowly began to turn the pages. He didn’t need to read the details a second time to know that he’d hit the jackpot.

  He scribbled down the name, address and telephone numbers neatly on a slip of paper, and then returned the file to its place in the cabinet. He smiled. During his tea break, Malik would call and make an appointment to see Mr H.H. Patel.

  With only a few weeks to go before his retirement, Commissioner Kumar had quite forgotten about his prodigy. That was until he received a call from Mr H.H. Patel, one of the city’s leading bankers. Mr Patel was requesting an urgent meeting with the Commissioner – to discuss a personal matter.

  Commissioner Kumar looked upon H.H. not only as a friend, but as a man of integrity, and certainly not someone who would use the word urgent without good reason.

  Kumar rose from behind his desk as Mr Patel entered the room. He ushered his old friend to a comfortable chair in the corner of the room and pressed a button under his desk. Moments later his secretary appeared with a pot of tea and a plate of Bath Oliver biscuits. The Deputy Commissioner followed in her wake.

  ‘I thought it might be wise to have Anil Khan present for this meeting, H.H., as he will be taking over from me in a few weeks’ time.’

  ‘I know of your reputation, of course,’ said Mr Patel, shaking Khan warmly by the hand, ‘and I am delighted that you are able to join us.’

  Once the secretary had served the three men with tea, she left the room. The moment the door was closed, Commissioner Kumar dispensed with any more small talk. ‘You asked to see me urgently, H.H., concerning a personal matter.’

  ‘Yes,’ replied Patel. ‘I thought you ought to know that I had a visit yesterday from someone who claims to work for you.’

  The Commissioner raised an eyebrow.

  ‘A Mr Raj Malik.’

  ‘He is a junior filing clerk in the—’

  ‘In a private capacity, he was at pains to emphasize.’

  The Commissioner began tapping the armrest of his chair with the palm of his right hand, as Patel continued. ‘Malik said that you were in possession of a file that showed that I was under investigation for money laundering.’

  ‘You were, H.H.,’ said the Commissioner, with his usual candour. ‘Following nine/eleven, the Minister of Internal Affairs instructed me to investigate any organization which dealt in large sums of cash. That included casinos, racetracks and, in your case, the Bank of Mumbai. A member of my team interviewed your chief teller and advised him about what he should be on the lookout for, and I personally signed the clearance certificate for your company.’

  ‘I remember, you briefed me at the time,’ said Patel, ‘but your fellow, Malik –’

  ‘He’s not my fellow.’

  ‘– said that he could arrange to have my file destroyed.’ He paused. ‘For a small consideration.’

  ‘He said what?’ said Kumar almost exploding out of his chair.

  ‘How small?’ asked Deputy Commissioner Khan calmly.

  ‘Ten million rupees,’ replied Patel.

  ‘H.H., I don’t know what to say,’ said the Commissioner.

  ‘You don’t have to say anything,’ said Patel, ‘because it never crossed my mind, even for a moment, that you could be involved in anything quite so stupid, and I told Malik as much.’

  ‘I am grateful,’ said the Commissioner.

  ‘No need to be,’ said Patel, ‘but I did think that perhaps others, less charitable . . .’ He paused. ‘Especially as Malik’s visit came so close to your retirement . . .’ He hesitated again. ‘And were the press to get hold of the story, it might so easily be misunderstood.’

  ‘I am grateful for your concern, and the speed with which you have a